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You say, 'Hail, Scout Monte Burns'
Scout Monte Burns says, 'Excellent, another able bodied recruit to help us uncover priceless bits of history.' He pauses as you look at him confusedly, 'Why am I not out in the field?' He points to his seemingly undamaged foot, 'Old hunting accident messed up my leg. I'm not good for much more than enjoying a campfire and tellin' Rusty here to shut up once in a while.'