User:Caliandor  

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Definition of "Caliandor" (Kal-E-and-or)

1. n. A cheese based user of such programs as World of Warcraft, Fraps, and Windows Vista, who spends some of his/her/it's time doing Actual work, but would really rather just munchin' Cheese all day, playing WoW. Example:

Person 1: Oh man, Caliandor ate all the cheese in the fridge. Again.

Person 2: Ugh, we can never hide it!

Person 1: Well, he hasn't cracked the vau--

Caliandor: Aw sweet! Cheese in a vault!

Person 1 & 2: Aw nuts.

2. adj. A term for someone who wants to just eat Cheese, and play WoW. Example:

Person 1: Man, James is acting like such a Caliandor!

Person 2: How?

Person 1: Well, lets just say we need some nanny software. And a better Cheese vault.

Person 2: Oh my...

Note: My name is NOT actually James.