Truth, Justice, and the Onion Way Spoilers
Transcripts from the quest Truth, Justice, and the Onion Way!
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Cast
Prologue
Kohlo-Lakolo : The first rule of the Star Onion Brigade...
Kohlo-Lakolo : For those of you who don't kno~w...
Kohlo-Lakolo : Is to fight for truth, justice, and the onion way! As long as there is love and dreams...we will be the protectors of goodiness!
Kohlo-Lakolo : We are the Star Onion Briga~de!
Kohlo-Lakolo : Hey, you! Yes, you, the grown-up there! What are you staring at?You wanna join our Star Onion Brigade, don'taru?
Join the ranks of the S.O.B.?
- I was born to be an S.O.B.!
- You've got to be kidding!
Kohlo-Lakolo : What, are you afraid of us or something? Well, that's because we, the Star Onion Brigade, are invincible!
Papo-Hopo : Da Star Onion Bwigade are invincible!
Gomada-Vulmada : Are invincible-wincible!
Yafa Yaa : Arrre invincible!
Pyo Nzon : Yeah, we'rrre prrretty invicy-bull!
Pichichi : Are invinthible!
Join the ranks of the S.O.B.?
- I was born to be an S.O.B.!
- You've got to be kidding!
"You idiot!"
(I didn't expect you'd want to join... Oh, boy! What do I do now?)
Gomada-Vulmada : Time to powwow! Powwow! Let's have a secret-wecret meeting!
Papo-Hopo : Evewybody gadder togeder!
Kohlo-Lakolo : You idiot!
That's the leader's line...!
Kohlo-Lakolo : Everybody gather together!
C'mon, let's huddle!
Kohlo-Lakolo : (So...erm...what do we do?)
Papo-Hopo : (We can't let a gwown-up join dis gwoup!)
Papo-Hopo : (Dis gwoup was formed to oppose selfish gwown-ups.)
Gomada-Vulmada : (Huh? What's shellfish got to do with this?)
Pyo Nzon : (But, hey, grrrown-ups have lots of money. If we let grrown-ups join our grrroup, they could buy us lots of trrreats!)
Yafa Yaa : (Don't think of trrreats! Motherrr always says, "Honorrr before gain!")
Gomada-Vulmada : (Huh? Who's "on a beef again"?)
Kohlo-Lakolo : Argh...!
We're never going to decide!
Kohlo-Lakolo : Hey, Pichichi...
You haven't said anything yet.
What do you think, Pichichi?
Pichichi : Don't athk me!
I haven't got a clue!
Pichichi : But my mommy thaid she wanted a tail!
Kohlo-Lakolo : A tail...?
Kohlo-Lakolo : Well, grown-up...you heard the girl!
Kohlo-Lakolo : For the sake of Pichichi! For the sake of Windurst's peace, love, and righteousness!
Kohlo-Lakolo : It's decided then. If you bring us a tail, we'll let you join the Star Onion Briga~de!
Epilogue
Kohlo-Lakolo : Uh-oh...!
A rarab's tail?
Kohlo-Lakolo : Listen, I know we said to get a tail, but a poor, little, innocent rarab...?
Pichichi : Oh, look!
It'th a tail like mommy wanted!
Kohlo-Lakolo : What the...?
Kohlo-Lakolo : Hey, Pichichi!
Is this the tail you wanted for your mother? Is this what she was looking for?
Pichichi : Yeth, of courthe!
Mommy's hotel ith called "The Rarab Tail Hothtelry"!
Pichichi : You thee? Mommy always wants lots of rarab tails! She uthes them to make pickles for the cuthtomers.
Kohlo-Lakolo : You don't say...?
Kohlo-Lakolo : Well then, I guess that decides it, then! You, grown-up, have passed the test, and can join our brigade!
Kohlo-Lakolo : Here...
This justice badge is the symbol of the Star Onion Brigade! Don't go losing it!
Obtained: Justice Badge
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