The other day, my coworker ******* at me about being late. I walked in the door about two minutes late, was on the clock about three minutes after that. To be honest, I'm chronically 5-10 minutes late, but to be fair, my relief(who is also my supervisor) is chronically 20-30 minutes late. Also, the employee handbook states that anything less than eight minutes late is basically ignorable.
Unsatisfied with my reasons for being late*, my coworker goes and complains to management. They point out that he was over forty minutes late the other day. He gets pissed and puts in his two weeks notice.
So I win.
*"I don't know. I just kinda am."