Hey, Canadians...Follow

Hypothetically speaking. If I were to email you a phone number. Not on here because I know Kao frowns on this sort of thing. But if I emailed it. Would you send a message saying that "The Mounties are coming?"

Backstory: I got a text saying "Hey, I just saw the ad. Really?! Only 5500? How's the tranny?"
I replied: "Dunno. Pre-op? Also, I think you have the wrong number."
He replies. "*** off... ****"

I'm thinking of replying that I'm going to send the mounties after him. But it would only be funny if I actually sent him a text message from Canada.

No, but seriously, I probably wouldn't actually have one of you do it. I just wanna imagine it for a moment.

I have Canadian ancestry.

if I had of been paying attention here at the time I would've done it for you. Probably from a friends phone. But still I would've done it.

In fact this kinda thing happened to me years ago. I woke up to 3 voice messages on my phone that got progressively more insane, left by some ******* that seemed to think i had phoned him. The final message went something like this...."I'll ******* kill you, your dog, your ******* family. You think you can call me and say that **** you little ******....blah blah blah." Needless to say when I called him back he apologized for calling the wrong number.


That's my cool story, bro's.