He's at two and a half hours, and I've given up. My main reason for being upset is that I'm not supposed to leave the desk, but I'm also not supposed to eat at the desk while someone's in the lobby. And I didn't have time to eat before I left home. ***** it, I'm gonna just eat. Less likely to get me in trouble than the audiobook thing.
Not as funny, either, but I don't think you guys are gonna pay me enough to cover my expenses after getting fired.