I am hungryFollow

A good "free" workout actually involves gaming and/or TV. It's easier with TV, but you can modify for gaming.

Every commercial break do 15 crunches and 10 pushups, after a while you can bump it up to 10 crunches and 5 pushups per commercial (assuming you know your shows commercial routine). For gaming I do 50 crunches and 30 pushups every hour. It's a bit harder with RPGs, but right now with the 30 second + wait between matches in BF3 I'm doing 20/15. I'm no expert and I'm borderline getting a civilian job because I struggle with the military fitness test, but the above examples at least maintain me enough to keep me above the border ^.^

You may want to vary that up a bit, replacing crunches with planks for every other commercial, for instance. Also inclining or declining your pushups.

Definately a must to change it up IF your fitness level can handle it. Most people I know suck at planks (I can't figure it out, I can plank all day but suck at pushups... I know I really shouldn't be in the military eh?).

I change up crunches by doing alternating twists or bicycle style, or leg raises, or indian (sorry don't know a PC term) sit ups... for those you do legs crossed indian style and every time you come up you raise an alternating hand in the air like in the crappy B&W westerns when indians say "how".

Pushups I alternate by doing cross overs, dips (reverse pushups), robot pushups (I ******* hate those, there might be another name I dunno... your start in the up position and end up on your elbows and then back up for one rep), and arm raises.

Question:
Are you half hobbit?

Look normal to me... Are we supposed to shave em?

Maybe, or perhaps you're half hobbit as well?

Must be the Irish then, since I am half Irish.