Things that Chad saidFollow
"Having multiple wifes [sic] is called sodomy, right?"
He's said a lot more stupid stuff, I just can't think of all of them at the moment. They really are precious.
Oh yeah, he's 30, not 8.
Oh yeah, he's 30, not 8.
Who are we talking about?
I hope it's a roommate, as that would give me an excuse to mention all the random things I've heard my roommates say.
Lube is forever alone, so no.
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
I hope it's a roommate, as that would give me an excuse to mention all the random things I've heard my roommates say.
Kirby the Eccentric wrote:
Lube is forever alone, so no.
While talking about a new hire that wasn't working out, He said that the guy wasn't cutting the sauce. (I think meant cutting the mustard)
Is he awkward, or does he just say stupid ****?
Duke Lubriderm wrote:
It's not a roomate, but a guy from work.
What a shame.
Kirby the Eccentric wrote:
Is he awkward, or does he just say stupid sh*t?
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
Duke Lubriderm wrote:
It's not a roomate, but a guy from work.
Duke Lubriderm wrote:
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
Duke Lubriderm wrote:
It's not a roomate, but a guy from work.
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The Setup:
We had just gotten home from Walmart, where we had purchased a bunch of groceries(and my new glasses, woo!). I decide to clean out some old stuff in the cabinet so we'd have room for the new stuff. In so doing, I find a box of taco shells.
Poldaran: Hey, guys, these taco shells have to be at least three, probably four years old. I'm gonna throw them out.
Raequann: No! Don't throw them out! They're probably still good.
Xelsia: They have been factory sealed for the entire time. Let's at least check em out. Gimme the box.
Poldaran: *Hands over box* I don't care what you two say, I will never be eating those.
Xelsia has managed to open the box.
Xelsia: They look fine. *Opens the sealed plastic and sniffs deeply.* They smell like cardboard.
Raequann: Let me smell. *Sniffs* Yeah, they do smell like cardboard. Here, smell em.
I take a whiff.
Poldaran: Yeah, they smell like cardboard...but I think I'd rather eat cardboard than risk those things.
Raequann breaks off a piece and hands it to Xelsia and then takes another piece for himself.
Raequann: Come on, where's your sense of adventure?
Xelsia: Yeah, don't be a wuss.
Poldaran: When you two die, don't say I didn't warn you.
Both put the pieces of taco shell in their mouths and immediately spit them into the garbage. Raequann dry heaves for a moment.
Poldaran: I ******* told you.
We had just gotten home from Walmart, where we had purchased a bunch of groceries(and my new glasses, woo!). I decide to clean out some old stuff in the cabinet so we'd have room for the new stuff. In so doing, I find a box of taco shells.
Poldaran: Hey, guys, these taco shells have to be at least three, probably four years old. I'm gonna throw them out.
Raequann: No! Don't throw them out! They're probably still good.
Xelsia: They have been factory sealed for the entire time. Let's at least check em out. Gimme the box.
Poldaran: *Hands over box* I don't care what you two say, I will never be eating those.
Xelsia has managed to open the box.
Xelsia: They look fine. *Opens the sealed plastic and sniffs deeply.* They smell like cardboard.
Raequann: Let me smell. *Sniffs* Yeah, they do smell like cardboard. Here, smell em.
I take a whiff.
Poldaran: Yeah, they smell like cardboard...but I think I'd rather eat cardboard than risk those things.
Raequann breaks off a piece and hands it to Xelsia and then takes another piece for himself.
Raequann: Come on, where's your sense of adventure?
Xelsia: Yeah, don't be a wuss.
Poldaran: When you two die, don't say I didn't warn you.
Both put the pieces of taco shell in their mouths and immediately spit them into the garbage. Raequann dry heaves for a moment.
Poldaran: I ******* told you.
lol
I thought you meant Ochocinco.
old taco shells do indeed smell like cardboard. However, they do not taste like cardboard.
I know this because I have been in the same spot, but wasn't a wuss a actually tried it. It tasted so horrible I can't even describe it, and it left a nasty after taste that stuck around for a few hours.
I know this because I have been in the same spot, but wasn't a wuss a actually tried it. It tasted so horrible I can't even describe it, and it left a nasty after taste that stuck around for a few hours.
Sandinmygum the Stupendous wrote:
old taco shells do indeed smell like cardboard. However, they do not taste like cardboard.
I know this because I have been in the same spot, but wasn'ta wusssmart enough to know better and actually tried it. It tasted so horrible I can't even describe it, and it left a nasty after taste that stuck around for a few hours.
I know this because I have been in the same spot, but wasn't
Fixed.
"Expecially"
"Carpet Tunnel Syndrome"
"Carpet Tunnel Syndrome"
Duke Lubriderm wrote:
"Carpet Tunnel Syndrome"
He says 'kiln' as 'kilm'
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