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#1 Sep 24 2011 at 9:45 PM Rating: Excellent
"Having multiple wifes [sic] is called sodomy, right?"
#2 Sep 24 2011 at 11:26 PM Rating: Excellent
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#3 Sep 25 2011 at 11:22 AM Rating: Excellent
He's said a lot more stupid stuff, I just can't think of all of them at the moment. They really are precious.

Oh yeah, he's 30, not 8.
#4 Sep 25 2011 at 4:47 PM Rating: Excellent
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Who are we talking about?
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#5 Sep 26 2011 at 1:53 AM Rating: Excellent
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I hope it's a roommate, as that would give me an excuse to mention all the random things I've heard my roommates say.
#6 Sep 26 2011 at 3:06 AM Rating: Excellent
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Lube is forever alone, so no.
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#7 Sep 26 2011 at 3:46 AM Rating: Excellent
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
I hope it's a roommate, as that would give me an excuse to mention all the random things I've heard my roommates say.


Kirby the Eccentric wrote:
Lube is forever alone, so no.
It's not a roomate, but a guy from work.

While talking about a new hire that wasn't working out, He said that the guy wasn't cutting the sauce. (I think meant cutting the mustard)
#8 Sep 26 2011 at 3:59 AM Rating: Excellent
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Is he awkward, or does he just say stupid ****?
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#9 Sep 26 2011 at 4:15 AM Rating: Excellent
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Duke Lubriderm wrote:
It's not a roomate, but a guy from work.
I guess that you all will have to live without tales of ear peanut shenanigans, then.
#10 Sep 26 2011 at 4:29 AM Rating: Excellent
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What a shame.
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#11 Sep 26 2011 at 4:34 AM Rating: Excellent
Kirby the Eccentric wrote:
Is he awkward, or does he just say stupid sh*t?
He just says stupid ****. Other than that, he's very personable and extremely funny. When he starts telling stories about his crazy ex and their custody battle (for lack of a better word) I'm usually in tears of laughter.
#12 Sep 26 2011 at 4:35 AM Rating: Excellent
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
Duke Lubriderm wrote:
It's not a roomate, but a guy from work.
I guess that you all will have to live without tales of ear peanut shenanigans, then.
You: funny stories. Now!
#13 Sep 26 2011 at 6:02 AM Rating: Excellent
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Duke Lubriderm wrote:
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
Duke Lubriderm wrote:
It's not a roomate, but a guy from work.
I guess that you all will have to live without tales of ear peanut shenanigans, then.
You: funny stories. Now!
My roommates do or say some of the strangest things. I'm trying to remember exactly how the peanut thing went, so until then, here's my posting of the taco shell incident on my old guild forum. Names used are their old WoW Character names, which is what everyone knew them by:

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The Setup:
We had just gotten home from Walmart, where we had purchased a bunch of groceries(and my new glasses, woo!). I decide to clean out some old stuff in the cabinet so we'd have room for the new stuff. In so doing, I find a box of taco shells.


Poldaran: Hey, guys, these taco shells have to be at least three, probably four years old. I'm gonna throw them out.

Raequann: No! Don't throw them out! They're probably still good.

Xelsia: They have been factory sealed for the entire time. Let's at least check em out. Gimme the box.

Poldaran: *Hands over box* I don't care what you two say, I will never be eating those.

Xelsia has managed to open the box.
Xelsia: They look fine. *Opens the sealed plastic and sniffs deeply.* They smell like cardboard.

Raequann: Let me smell. *Sniffs* Yeah, they do smell like cardboard. Here, smell em.

I take a whiff.
Poldaran: Yeah, they smell like cardboard...but I think I'd rather eat cardboard than risk those things.

Raequann breaks off a piece and hands it to Xelsia and then takes another piece for himself.
Raequann: Come on, where's your sense of adventure?

Xelsia: Yeah, don't be a wuss.

Poldaran: When you two die, don't say I didn't warn you.

Both put the pieces of taco shell in their mouths and immediately spit them into the garbage. Raequann dry heaves for a moment.

Poldaran: I ******* told you.


#14 Sep 26 2011 at 6:32 AM Rating: Excellent
lol
#15 Sep 26 2011 at 12:38 PM Rating: Excellent
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I thought you meant Ochocinco.
#16 Sep 27 2011 at 6:08 AM Rating: Excellent
old taco shells do indeed smell like cardboard. However, they do not taste like cardboard.
I know this because I have been in the same spot, but wasn't a wuss a actually tried it. It tasted so horrible I can't even describe it, and it left a nasty after taste that stuck around for a few hours.
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#17 Sep 27 2011 at 6:13 AM Rating: Excellent
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Sandinmygum the Stupendous wrote:
old taco shells do indeed smell like cardboard. However, they do not taste like cardboard.
I know this because I have been in the same spot, but wasn't a wusssmart enough to know better and actually tried it. It tasted so horrible I can't even describe it, and it left a nasty after taste that stuck around for a few hours.

Fixed.
#18 Sep 30 2011 at 5:37 AM Rating: Excellent
"Expecially"

"Carpet Tunnel Syndrome"
#19 Oct 01 2011 at 12:07 AM Rating: Excellent
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Duke Lubriderm wrote:
"Carpet Tunnel Syndrome"
Isn't that when you get rugburn on your junk because your ladyfriend thinks it's still the 80s?
#20 Oct 01 2011 at 6:17 AM Rating: Excellent
He says 'kiln' as 'kilm'
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