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#1 Apr 22 2011 at 9:20 AM Rating: Excellent
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I have this awfully painful speech class. Not because it's difficult for me to do any sort of public speaking (as I'm finding more and more I'm actually unusually comfortable about it as long as I can keep my mind from locking up) but because the assignments are lamer than Lamie McLamerton.

This week, I need to create a "How-to" speech.
However, I'm not too sure what I should present, because I don't have any access to technological aids (i.e. computers or TV's) and beyond that, all I'm good at is drinking beer, and eating pizza.

WHAT DO?
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#2 Apr 22 2011 at 9:26 AM Rating: Excellent
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How to put together a How-to speech:

1) Find a recipe (no-bake recipes are probably best in this case)

2) Bring ingredients

3) Host your own short cooking show: "How to make chocolate cream pie"

4) Hand out slices when you're done

5) There is no ??? or profit, there is only pie and it is good
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#3 Apr 22 2011 at 9:29 AM Rating: Excellent
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Aliekber wrote:
How to put together a How-to speech:

1) Find a recipe (no-bake recipes are probably best in this case)

2) Bring ingredients

3) Host your own short cooking show: "How to make chocolate cream pie"

4) Hand out slices when you're done

5) There is no ??? or profit, there is only pie and it is good


I don't have the cookware (mostly the pie pans) to create a pie.
I was thinking something artistic, but really... all I know how to do is Maya and Photoshop and video compositing.
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#4 Apr 22 2011 at 9:32 AM Rating: Excellent
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#5 Apr 22 2011 at 9:33 AM Rating: Excellent
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You could do "How to take a partial derivative", and see if you can just BS it above your teacher's math level. Unless you actually do know how to take a partial derivative, in which case you can put the class to sleep with that.

I keed, multivariable calc really isn't that bad.
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#6 Apr 22 2011 at 9:41 AM Rating: Excellent
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#7 Apr 22 2011 at 9:43 AM Rating: Excellent
Can you make origami cranes (or be able to learn really fast)? That's a classic. You just pass out paper and let people follow along. Very simple step-by-step thing. Even better if you can do more than cranes.

Since you know beer, you could do a how-to on selecting a beer and the appropriate glass. Also pouring said beer into glass, I've found that so few people know the proper technique for that.

#8 Apr 22 2011 at 2:16 PM Rating: Excellent
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_xIx_fKY_A
is what I ended up with.
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#9 Apr 22 2011 at 2:18 PM Rating: Excellent
Catt wrote:
I have this awfully painful speech class. Not because it's difficult for me to do any sort of public speaking (as I'm finding more and more I'm actually unusually comfortable about it as long as I can keep my mind from locking up) but because the assignments are lamer than Lamie McLamerton.

This week, I need to create a "How-to" speech.
However, I'm not too sure what I should present, because I don't have any access to technological aids (i.e. computers or TV's) and beyond that, all I'm good at is drinking beer, and eating pizza.

WHAT DO?
Lol, you said aids.
#10 Apr 22 2011 at 2:25 PM Rating: Excellent
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_sR09ZMSYg
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#11 Apr 22 2011 at 2:27 PM Rating: Excellent
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1) Write the speech
2) Roll it up
3) Jam it in your teacher's ***
#12 Apr 22 2011 at 2:38 PM Rating: Excellent
Nice shirt.
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#14 Apr 22 2011 at 5:15 PM Rating: Excellent
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I don't have the stomach to read the drivel the rest of /k/ came up with, so in the hopes that you still need an idea, I'll just leave this here:

How to draw a (insert whatever the hell you're good at drawing). Hand out pen and paper to the lazy and/or cheap bastards that didn't bring any and go to it.

Edited, Apr 22nd 2011 7:17pm by Turin
#15 Apr 22 2011 at 5:33 PM Rating: Excellent
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Turin wrote:
How to draw a (insert whatever the hell you're good at drawing). Hand out pen and paper to the lazy and/or cheap bastards that didn't bring any and go to it.
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#16 Apr 22 2011 at 5:47 PM Rating: Excellent
ah..good ol speech class.
I took a Group Speech class and it was easy as pie. All the work for that class was done in groups.
We had to do this "how-to" speech as well. I'm sure we were not the 1st to do it, and I'm sure we were not the last to do it...
But we did a "How-to" on "How to make a speech."
Epic right?
We got an B+ because the 4th member didn't do jack.

You could do a How-to on "How to sleep"
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#17 Apr 23 2011 at 2:34 AM Rating: Excellent
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#18 Apr 23 2011 at 6:41 AM Rating: Excellent
That show should be called Two Foolish Fucks In the Woods.
#19 Apr 23 2011 at 11:36 AM Rating: Excellent
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Spoonless the Silent wrote:
Turin wrote:
How to draw a (insert whatever the hell you're good at drawing). Hand out pen and paper to the lazy and/or cheap bastards that didn't bring any and go to it.
Screenshot


I loled so hard. I hated those books!
#20 Apr 23 2011 at 2:15 PM Rating: Excellent
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Lubriderm the Fussy wrote:
That show should be called Two Foolish Fucks In the Woods.
I like to think of it more as the insane hippie and the guy who does things that are awesomely psychotic acting like a couple.
#21 Apr 23 2011 at 2:34 PM Rating: Excellent
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
Lubriderm the Fussy wrote:
That show should be called Two Foolish Fucks In the Woods.
I like to think of it more as the insane hippie and the guy who does things that are awesomely psychotic acting like a couple.
Same thing.
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