A woman and her daughter came in here a few minutes ago.
Customer: There's no way your rates can go as low as $79, is there?
Me: Do you work for the federal government?
Customer: I work for God's government.
Me: Well, unfortunately, our government rate is the only rate that low and is only applicable to federal government employees.
Customer: Well how about that place across the highway. That place a Patel?
Me: A what?
Customer: You know, does an Indian own it?
Me: I have absolutely no idea.
Customer: Well, I just ask because I bet their rates are better but I don't want to deal with one of those people.
Me: Sorry, I have not looked into the race of the person who owns my competition.
Customer: Well, you're no help. God's government not being honored for the government rate and you don't know anything about your competition.
Me: Sorry.
Customer: You will be. God's government is better than that one in Washington.
Then they discuss staying at the other hotel across the street because it's part of a rewards program they're in and leave.
In hindsight, I should have told them that God's government can get on the federal government rate as soon as the pope has his people negotiate a rate with our company. Would have given me a great segue into mentioning that I'm Catholic, which probably would have gotten them out of my hair sooner.
Gonna be a long night.Follow
"That place a Patel?"
That story was thoroughly entertaining. ******* be crazy.
To be honest. That's partially edited. I removed the redundant and boring parts of the conversation(as in, she mentioned the God's government and her daughter also asked about the Patel thing). The worst part is that the daughter, who appeared to be about 20, was hhhhoooooottttt.
Why must the super hot ones be crazy?
Edit: Not that I had a shot or anything, just saying.
Edited, Apr 19th 2011 8:09am by Poldaran
Why must the super hot ones be crazy?
Edit: Not that I had a shot or anything, just saying.
Edited, Apr 19th 2011 8:09am by Poldaran
That's why you offer a discount if you can sex the daughter. Duh.
Spoonless the Silent wrote:
That's why you offer a discount if you can sex the daughter. Duh.
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Guru
4,759 posts
Daimakaicho, Eater of Souls wrote:
******* be crazy.
Manosuke the Irrelevant wrote:
Daimakaicho, Eater of Souls wrote:
******* be crazy.
Kirby the Eccentric wrote:
Manosuke the Irrelevant wrote:
Daimakaicho, Eater of Souls wrote:
******* be crazy.
I forgot to mention this earlier, but I actually do have a friend from my undergrad whose last name is Patel and his parents do own several motels. Stereotypes are sadly almost always based in fact after all...
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Guru
4,759 posts
They wouldn't be stereotypes any other way.
We have Indians running our local Days in, and other than the overnight guy, all of the employees are family.
Manosuke the Irrelevant wrote:
They wouldn't be stereotypes any other way.
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Guru
4,759 posts
Well it's true if only because polish is a subset of people, and people are stupid is one of the most accurate stereotypes ever.
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
A woman and her daughter came in here a few minutes ago.
Customer: blah blah a bunch of insane ****.
Customer: blah blah a bunch of insane ****.
a) Did this actually happen?
b) Was the woman crazy or just ******* with you?
c) Was her daughter cute?
"God's government," wow. Mixed in with flagrant racism at that!
AMERICA!!!!!
Usagi wrote:
The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
A woman and her daughter came in here a few minutes ago.
Customer: blah blah a bunch of insane sh*t.
Customer: blah blah a bunch of insane sh*t.
a) Did this actually happen?
b) Was the woman crazy or just @#%^ing with you?
c) Was her daughter cute?
b)I do not believe she was just ******* with me, though I acknowledge the possibility. She gave no indication that she was anything other than completely serious.
c)
I wrote:
the daughter, who appeared to be about 20, was hhhhoooooottttt.
USAGI, 20 = LIEK 2 10 YEAR OLDS!!q!
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Guru
4,759 posts
I was gonna say I think she was too old for usagi.
Spoonless the Silent wrote:
USAGI, 20 = LIEK 2 10 YEAR OLDS!!q!
I CAN HAS 2 10 YEAR OLDS?
Usagi wrote:
I CAN HAS 2 10 YEAR OLDS?
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