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Just for Manosuke's lame-*** puns.
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Guru
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Did you hear about these new reversible jackets? I'm excited to see how they turn out.
I still think they should be sub-defaulted.
Manosuke the Irrelevant wrote:
There was a shootout in The Gap. There were many casual-tees.
Manosuke the Irrelevant wrote:
The cowboy dismounted on the spur of the moment to stirrup some trouble, bridled at being arrested and saddled the sheriff with a bit of a problem.
Amidoinitrite?
Amidoinitrite?
Manosuke the Irrelevant wrote:
An office with many people and few electrical outlets could be in for a power struggle.
Manosuke the Irrelevant wrote:
He bent over to pick up a sieve and strained himself.
Golf is a lot like taxes - you drive hard to get to the green and end up in the hole.
I do a lot of spreadsheets in the office so you can say I'm excelling at work.
Golf is a lot like taxes - you drive hard to get to the green and end up in the hole.
I do a lot of spreadsheets in the office so you can say I'm excelling at work.
Manosuke the Irrelevant wrote:
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
Manosuke the Irrelevant wrote:
Too many spiders in your house can turn it into a no fly zone.
Manosuke the Irrelevant wrote:
What do you call a arrogant fugitive falling from a building? Condescending.
Manosuke the Irrelevant wrote:
Your golf addiction is driving a wedge between us.
Manosuke the Irrelevant wrote:
The guilt-ridden shark always has a feeling of remoras.
Manosuke the Irrelevant wrote:
As long as the imperial system is in place a ruler will be afoot.
Did you know that Mohamed Ali once won a bean eating contest? Well at the time was known as Gaseous Clay.
Lubriderm the Braindead wrote:
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Guru
4,759 posts
There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
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Guru
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A hat says to the shoe. " I'll go on ahead , you follow on foot."
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Guru
4,759 posts
When asked about rumors that he owned a bakery, Shakespeare replied, 'It's much a-dough about muffin.'
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Guru
4,759 posts
All the waterfowl kept their eyes closed except for one. He was a Peking Duck.
I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time
I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time
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Guru
4,759 posts
I used to like Russian dolls until I realised they were full of themselves
What did the mama tire and the papa tire name their baby girl tire? Michelle Lynn.
What did the mama tire and the papa tire name their baby girl tire? Michelle Lynn.
Deus Ex Moonkina.
I crack myself up sometimes.
I crack myself up sometimes.
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Guru
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The One and Only Poldaran wrote:
Deus Ex Moonkina.
I crack myself up sometimes.
I crack myself up sometimes.
More like deus ex mokina
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Guru
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I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.
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