Heh. The way I am, if I have one sip of alcohol, I'll be back in the middle of it. The work week will be nothing more than the time I spend making money in between the weekends where I spend that money getting drunk.
I drink until I'm out of alcohol or I pass out. I've literally passed out with a drink in my hand, woke up later, killed the drink in my hand, poured another drink, sat back down, and passed out again.
Somehow, I'm pretty damn skilled at keeping a drink upright when I'm in an alcoholic coma.