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#1 Mar 03 2011 at 4:34 PM Rating: Excellent
Doctor: Drink less, but here's some Wellbutrin.
Wellbutrin info: If you drink, don't reduce the amount you drink, or you will have seizures.
#2 Mar 03 2011 at 5:00 PM Rating: Excellent
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fun!



Edited, Mar 3rd 2011 3:04pm by Olorinus
#3 Mar 04 2011 at 12:25 AM Rating: Excellent
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So increase the amount you drink to the point where you can't drink anymore or have seizures?
#4 Mar 04 2011 at 2:00 AM Rating: Excellent
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Well, less is more so they say.

Probably the stupidest idiom ever.
#5 Mar 04 2011 at 5:57 AM Rating: Excellent
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That or, "it is what it is."
WHAT AN OBSERVATION.
#6 Mar 04 2011 at 11:23 AM Rating: Excellent
@#%^ing DRK
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It's like the movie Speed, but better and with alcohol! Smiley: lol
#7 Mar 04 2011 at 3:04 PM Rating: Excellent
Yeah, the sad thing is that I'm not supposed to increase the amount significantly either.

And holy ****, this stuff dries my throat out like crazy, I went through the second half of the work day without the ability to speak.
#8 Mar 04 2011 at 3:07 PM Rating: Excellent
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Lubriderm the Fussy wrote:
Yeah, the sad thing is that I'm not supposed to increase the amount significantly either.

And holy sh*t, this stuff dries my throat out like crazy, I went through the second half of the work day without the ability to speak.
Sucking **** must be a *****, too.
#9 Mar 04 2011 at 3:08 PM Rating: Excellent
Spoonless the Silent wrote:
Lubriderm the Fussy wrote:
Yeah, the sad thing is that I'm not supposed to increase the amount significantly either.

And holy sh*t, this stuff dries my throat out like crazy, I went through the second half of the work day without the ability to speak.
Sucking **** must be a *****, too.
Really a non germane issue since I can't negotiate how much I'm going to pay if I can't speak.
#10 Mar 04 2011 at 3:21 PM Rating: Excellent
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Lubriderm the Fussy wrote:
Spoonless the Silent wrote:
Lubriderm the Fussy wrote:
Yeah, the sad thing is that I'm not supposed to increase the amount significantly either.

And holy sh*t, this stuff dries my throat out like crazy, I went through the second half of the work day without the ability to speak.
Sucking **** must be a *****, too.
Really a non germane issue since I can't negotiate how much I'm going to pay if I can't speak.
You pay other people for the privilege of sucking their ******

Of course, if you just force a deepthroat, you'll choke and generate some saliva. Or you'll tear your throat tissue, and generate some blood. Either way, it'll facilitate the fellatio.
#11 Mar 04 2011 at 3:40 PM Rating: Excellent
#12 Mar 04 2011 at 5:24 PM Rating: Excellent
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Wow, two hours. We should meet up in Boston sometime for a beer. You know, when I'm employed and you can drink again. No roofies, plz.
#13 Mar 04 2011 at 5:33 PM Rating: Excellent
If you can make a sox game, I'll buy your ticket.
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