Ok I will go stab myself with a tanto, slicing open my abdomen, after which you can use my katana to cut off my head. Then I will change my avatar to that. Actually on second thought; No, lets not.
It's not that hard to make 100+ legitimate posts. I've done it dozens of times, and still have the ability to post. Hell, i've done over 300 before, and hey look, i can still post.
Yah but you're like that bad throw rug at the entrance way, you may be horrible and they may want to get rid of you, but you have been here so long it would be like throwing out a peice of themselves.
That's a bit of a gamble, is it the Right straight of banination, or the left hook of Admin status? I guess seeing as Usagi is probly the only one who ever tried, the stats are a bit skewed on possible outcomes.