The first time I got drunk, I was 17. I kept wanting to go for a walk, and when I finally did , I decided I could totally jump and touch a branch on a tree. I remember teh though, and I remember being on my ***, in pain, but I don't remember trying to grab the branch.
Later that night, I caught dome from a really hideous, ***** of a girl.
I don't really see anything positive in that story, but you should still get drunk and post.