I hope you don't take this the wrong way, TPO.
I really do like you. I think you're hilarious, and it's obvious that you're as "skilled" as you can consider a FFXI player to be.
That said, I'd never vouch for you if you applied to the LS I'm in. You wouldn't get along with the people who are crappy players but who are awesome people that we love to hang out with. I just don't think you would be able to restrain yourself from ragging on everyone who is subpar, like the dude using a Headlong Belt at 85 but who is ******* hilarious on Vent. I just don't think you would do well, and if I vouched for you, I would feel you were my responsibility when you end up pissing everyone off.
I'd still do **** with you, and you're still ******* hilarious. Some people can't take it, though, and I wouldn't risk the existing balance of the LS by bringing you in. I'm sorry.