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#1 Jul 12 2010 at 6:33 PM Rating: Excellent
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Last Wednesday was the worst day I've ever had, aside from family members dying.

It was my second day of my new job. I couldn't get the car to start. I call in, and let them know I'm going to be late. Great start. 45 minutes for AAA to come jump my car. About 10 minutes from work (~35 minute drive total), I get pulled over. I wasn't doing anything wrong, I was just the last car to go by as the cop pulled off of a side street, and he must have run my plates for the hell of it.

My registration was expired.

In 2008.

Apparently, when I had gone away for a week on vacation, I let my brother use my car. He got pulled over for speeding, and they noticed that my inspection was expired. This is not a big deal, they just give you a date to have it inspected by and a paper to send in to the DMV. He never told me. I later got my inspection up to date, but without the notice sent in to the DMV, the hold remained on my registration.

What that means is that they just never sent me the renewal papers for my registration. Registration is not something I really think to check up on. They send me the papers, I mail a check, and I get the new registration. If they don't send me the papers, I don't think about it.

Anyway, my registration was expired. So they took my car to impound.

I called work, and told them I couldn't make it in. On my second day.

The cop told me there was a bus stop about a mile down the road. I scrounged up $1.75 in change from my car (I am ******* broke; I need to get paid), to take the bus to Providence. I didn't have enough for a transfer back to my area, so I had to walk the 12 miles home. It was ~95 degrees Fahrenheit out, and I had heavy jeans and workboots on.

It ended up costing me $450 between the tow charge and storage fees.

So I've been taking the bus to work over the past week. It turns my 35-minute car ride into a 1.5-hour bus trip.

I do get my car back tomorrow, which is nice.
#2 Jul 12 2010 at 6:42 PM Rating: Excellent
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Holy ****, man.

I wish there was something I could do to help, or lived at all near you so we could get plastered.

The worst thing in my life right now is cavities. ******' lol.
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#3 Jul 12 2010 at 6:48 PM Rating: Excellent
Read this if you want something to cheer you up.

P.S. It is an old post, so post in there at your own risk. :P
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#4 Jul 12 2010 at 7:21 PM Rating: Default
tl;dr
#5 Jul 12 2010 at 10:11 PM Rating: Excellent
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tl;dr


Dude, it's funny. It's one of the few threads that actually got my undivided attention the whole way through. If you're lazy to read the entire thing, I was going to tell you to GFY, but now I'll tell you that it's your loss. Smiley: tongue

Oh and GFY.
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After a horrific accident involving a radioactive housecat, Davejohnsan becomes “THE CAT YODALER!” By day, mild mannered veterinary supplies salesmen, but by night, daemon feline scourge of the swiss alps! Swiss cheese production falls sharply in the first quarter as lack of sleep slowly drives everyone in Switzerland insane
#6 Jul 12 2010 at 10:36 PM Rating: Good
Davejohnsan the Silent wrote:
Princess ThePsychoticOne wrote:
tl;dr


Dude, it's funny. It's one of the few threads that actually got my undivided attention the whole way through. If you're lazy to read the entire thing, I was going to tell you to GFY, but now I'll tell you that it's your loss. Smiley: tongue

Oh and GFY.
Hey, fuck you mr. 277 posts.

How does it feel to know my post count is more than 68 times higher than yours?

Edited, Jul 13th 2010 12:37am by ThePsychoticOne
#7 Jul 12 2010 at 10:40 PM Rating: Excellent
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:O You made Rog go.. unfiltered.
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#8 Jul 12 2010 at 10:41 PM Rating: Good
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:O You made Rog go.. unfiltered.
I know, right? It must be pretty ******* serious if I broke the filter!
#9 Jul 12 2010 at 10:42 PM Rating: Good
Really though, you don't get to 19k by reading posts. Wtf were you thinking dave?
#10 Jul 12 2010 at 10:43 PM Rating: Excellent
Princess ThePsychoticOne wrote:
Davejohnsan the Silent wrote:
Princess ThePsychoticOne wrote:
tl;dr


Dude, it's funny. It's one of the few threads that actually got my undivided attention the whole way through. If you're lazy to read the entire thing, I was going to tell you to GFY, but now I'll tell you that it's your loss. Smiley: tongue

Oh and GFY.
Hey, fuck you mr. 277 posts.

How does it feel to know my post count is more than 68 times higher than yours?

Edited, Jul 13th 2010 12:37am by ThePsychoticOne


Well, fUckwad, that just tells me you have no life.


And, seriously, let's watching the fUcking language around here.
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After a horrific accident involving a radioactive housecat, Davejohnsan becomes “THE CAT YODALER!” By day, mild mannered veterinary supplies salesmen, but by night, daemon feline scourge of the swiss alps! Swiss cheese production falls sharply in the first quarter as lack of sleep slowly drives everyone in Switzerland insane
#11 Jul 12 2010 at 10:44 PM Rating: Good
HAHAHAH, just read it. That's ******* hilarious Smiley: laugh

So hilarious in fact, that i'm going to bookmark it, so i can continue laughing at it years from now.
#12 Jul 12 2010 at 10:45 PM Rating: Good
Davejohnsan the Silent wrote:
Princess ThePsychoticOne wrote:
Davejohnsan the Silent wrote:
Princess ThePsychoticOne wrote:
tl;dr
Dude, it's funny. It's one of the few threads that actually got my undivided attention the whole way through. If you're lazy to read the entire thing, I was going to tell you to GFY, but now I'll tell you that it's your loss. Smiley: tongue

Oh and GFY.
Hey, fuck you mr. 277 posts.

How does it feel to know my post count is more than 68 times higher than yours?
Well, fUckwad, that just tells me you have no life.


And, seriously, let's watching the fUcking language around here.
Reported for filterbreaking outside of asylum. Enjoy your fucking ban.

Also, lol@using a small U to filterbreak

Edited, Jul 13th 2010 12:48am by ThePsychoticOne
#13 Jul 12 2010 at 10:51 PM Rating: Excellent
Princess ThePsychoticOne wrote:
Davejohnsan the Silent wrote:
Princess ThePsychoticOne wrote:
Davejohnsan the Silent wrote:
Princess ThePsychoticOne wrote:
tl;dr
Dude, it's funny. It's one of the few threads that actually got my undivided attention the whole way through. If you're lazy to read the entire thing, I was going to tell you to GFY, but now I'll tell you that it's your loss. Smiley: tongue

Oh and GFY.
Hey, fuck you mr. 277 posts.

How does it feel to know my post count is more than 68 times higher than yours?
Well, fUckwad, that just tells me you have no life.


And, seriously, let's watching the fUcking language around here.
Reported for filterbreaking outside of asylum. Enjoy your fucking ban.

Also, lol@using a small U to filterbreak

Edited, Jul 13th 2010 12:48am by ThePsychoticOne


Fuck you. No really, go to hell, you sorry sack of shit. The next time I want to hear your opinion, I'll leave the lid up when I flush.
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After a horrific accident involving a radioactive housecat, Davejohnsan becomes “THE CAT YODALER!” By day, mild mannered veterinary supplies salesmen, but by night, daemon feline scourge of the swiss alps! Swiss cheese production falls sharply in the first quarter as lack of sleep slowly drives everyone in Switzerland insane
#14 Jul 12 2010 at 10:53 PM Rating: Good
Davejohnsan the Silent wrote:
Princess ThePsychoticOne wrote:
Davejohnsan the Silent wrote:
Princess ThePsychoticOne wrote:
Davejohnsan the Silent wrote:
Princess ThePsychoticOne wrote:
tl;dr
Dude, it's funny. It's one of the few threads that actually got my undivided attention the whole way through. If you're lazy to read the entire thing, I was going to tell you to GFY, but now I'll tell you that it's your loss. Smiley: tongue

Oh and GFY.
Hey, fuck you mr. 277 posts.

How does it feel to know my post count is more than 68 times higher than yours?
Well, fUckwad, that just tells me you have no life.


And, seriously, let's watching the fUcking language around here.
Reported for filterbreaking outside of asylum. Enjoy your fucking ban.

Also, lol@using a small U to filterbreak
Fuck you. No really, go to hell, you sorry sack of shit. The next time I want to hear your opinion, I'll leave the lid up when I flush.
Sorry, i was going to read your post, but there was just too many line breaks at the top, and kept scrolling for like 10 minutes, and couldn't get to the bottom.
#15 Jul 12 2010 at 10:54 PM Rating: Excellent
Then let's break the quite pyramid and continue with this shitstorm, pussy.
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After a horrific accident involving a radioactive housecat, Davejohnsan becomes “THE CAT YODALER!” By day, mild mannered veterinary supplies salesmen, but by night, daemon feline scourge of the swiss alps! Swiss cheese production falls sharply in the first quarter as lack of sleep slowly drives everyone in Switzerland insane
#16 Jul 12 2010 at 10:56 PM Rating: Excellent
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So I was all liek:
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But then Usagi was liek:
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So now I'm all:
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#17 Jul 12 2010 at 11:08 PM Rating: Good
Davejohnsan the Silent wrote:
Then let's break the quite pyramid and continue with this shitstorm, pussy.
Why would we break a quote pyramid? That seems awfully silly.
#18 Jul 12 2010 at 11:09 PM Rating: Excellent
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Princess ThePsychoticOne wrote:
Davejohnsan the Silent wrote:
Princess ThePsychoticOne wrote:
tl;dr


Dude, it's funny. It's one of the few threads that actually got my undivided attention the whole way through. If you're lazy to read the entire thing, I was going to tell you to GFY, but now I'll tell you that it's your loss. Smiley: tongue

Oh and GFY.
Hey, fuck you mr. 277 posts.

How does it feel to know my post count is more than 68 times higher than yours?

Edited, Jul 13th 2010 12:37am by ThePsychoticOne

how does it feel to know his karma is 5x higher than yours?

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#19 Jul 12 2010 at 11:11 PM Rating: Good
Lady Bardalicious wrote:
Princess ThePsychoticOne wrote:
Davejohnsan the Silent wrote:
Princess ThePsychoticOne wrote:
tl;dr


Dude, it's funny. It's one of the few threads that actually got my undivided attention the whole way through. If you're lazy to read the entire thing, I was going to tell you to GFY, but now I'll tell you that it's your loss. Smiley: tongue

Oh and GFY.
Hey, fuck you mr. 277 posts.

How does it feel to know my post count is more than 68 times higher than yours?

how does it feel to know his karma is 5x higher than yours?

OHSNAP
More like 2x. My karma is somewhere in the range of 2.8ish, his is around 4.5~
#20 Jul 12 2010 at 11:12 PM Rating: Excellent
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point still valid.
#21 Jul 12 2010 at 11:13 PM Rating: Good
How is ≈4.5/≈2.8=5 a valid point?
#22 Jul 12 2010 at 11:16 PM Rating: Excellent
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The same way my ***** in your mom is a valid point.
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#23 Jul 12 2010 at 11:18 PM Rating: Good
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The same way my ***** in your mom is a valid point.
Ohh. Thanks, now i get it.
#24 Jul 12 2010 at 11:19 PM Rating: Good
Osh*t, coming up on 19k already.

lol@already, when it took me more than 2 weeks to get 17->18k.

Edited, Jul 13th 2010 1:20am by ThePsychoticOne
#25 Jul 12 2010 at 11:21 PM Rating: Excellent
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You post a lot, anyone ever tell you that with a straight face?
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#26 Jul 12 2010 at 11:23 PM Rating: Good
I've actually had a few people tell me that, but never with a straight face.

19k is going to be fun, with 7 people to pass between 19-20k Smiley: grin
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