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#1 Jun 27 2010 at 5:34 PM Rating: Good
My sister just begged me to help her fix her monitor. So i go up two whole flights of stairs to go fix it. On the way up, she explains that the blue light doesn't even come on, and then swears it's plugged in. So i go up, hit the power button, and it comes on.

Smiley: facepalm
#2 Jun 27 2010 at 5:35 PM Rating: Good
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Is your sister hot?
#3 Jun 27 2010 at 5:36 PM Rating: Decent
Not really.
#4 Jun 27 2010 at 5:36 PM Rating: Good
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Oh. Does she put out, at least?
#5 Jun 27 2010 at 5:37 PM Rating: Good
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Lulz.

Pics anyway, I can work with anything, depending on the amount of alcohol in my system. Sometimes, I even play "UE" with my frens.
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#6 Jun 27 2010 at 5:38 PM Rating: Good
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UE?

oh, wait, I don't want to know.
#7 Jun 27 2010 at 5:38 PM Rating: Decent
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Oh. Does she put out, at least?
Maybe in a few hundred thousand years.
#8 Jun 27 2010 at 5:39 PM Rating: Good
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should he not say that, because she is 9?
#9 Jun 27 2010 at 5:41 PM Rating: Good
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UE = Ugly Early. Essentially when you're either; 1) Feeling incredibly lazy, or 2) Need to break a dry spell.

Generally the rules for pulling an uggo/fat girl are as follows: You're really, really hammered/otherwise intoxicated, or it's getting late in the night and you have not pulled anything.
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#10 Jun 27 2010 at 5:42 PM Rating: Good
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Good thing I have this time machine. BRB sexing your sister in the future.
#11 Jun 27 2010 at 5:42 PM Rating: Decent
Bardalicious wrote:
should he not say that, because she is 9?
I was talking about my 19 year old sister.

The 9 year old had an issue with her unplugged TV recently though Smiley: laugh
#12 Jun 27 2010 at 5:43 PM Rating: Good
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non-gays don't have very high standards, apparently.
#13 Jun 27 2010 at 5:43 PM Rating: Good
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Bardalicious wrote:
non-gays don't have very high standards, apparently.
You have standards for a one-night-stand?
#14 Jun 27 2010 at 5:44 PM Rating: Good
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Professor Spoonless wrote:
Bardalicious wrote:
non-gays don't have very high standards, apparently.
You have standards for a one-night-stand?

Yes. I don't have them.

My standards are too high for that.
#15 Jun 27 2010 at 5:45 PM Rating: Good
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Bardalicious wrote:
Professor Spoonless wrote:
Bardalicious wrote:
non-gays don't have very high standards, apparently.
You have standards for a one-night-stand?

Yes. I don't have them.

My standards are too high for that.
Jeeze... Sometimes you just want to throw it in some strange.
#16 Jun 27 2010 at 5:45 PM Rating: Decent
Professor Spoonless wrote:
Good thing I have this time machine. BRB sexing your sister in the future.
Ok, good luck!
#17 Jun 27 2010 at 5:46 PM Rating: Good
ThePsychoticOne the Prohpet wrote:
Bardalicious wrote:
should he not say that, because she is 9?
I was talking about my 19 year old sister.

The 9 year old had an issue with her unplugged TV recently though Smiley: laugh
More people want to **** the 9 year old than they do you.
#18 Jun 27 2010 at 5:46 PM Rating: Good
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I'm too straight to be gay. Although, at last year's Reading festival I did have a go on both sexes in the same day. Which was good because Friday had very little to offer in terms of musical entertainment. :3
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#19 Jun 27 2010 at 5:47 PM Rating: Good
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Lubriderm the Hand wrote:
ThePsychoticOne the Prohpet wrote:
Bardalicious wrote:
should he not say that, because she is 9?
I was talking about my 19 year old sister.

The 9 year old had an issue with her unplugged TV recently though Smiley: laugh
More people want to @#%^ the 9 year old than they do you.
I'd only want to **** the 19 year old, if I wanted to **** any of them at all.
#20 Jun 27 2010 at 5:50 PM Rating: Decent
Lubriderm the Hand wrote:
ThePsychoticOne the Prohpet wrote:
Bardalicious wrote:
should he not say that, because she is 9?
I was talking about my 19 year old sister.

The 9 year old had an issue with her unplugged TV recently though Smiley: laugh
More people want to @#%^ the 9 year old than they do you.
Probably.
#21 Jun 27 2010 at 5:51 PM Rating: Decent
Professor Spoonless wrote:
Lubriderm the Hand wrote:
ThePsychoticOne the Prohpet wrote:
Bardalicious wrote:
should he not say that, because she is 9?
I was talking about my 19 year old sister.

The 9 year old had an issue with her unplugged TV recently though Smiley: laugh
More people want to @#%^ the 9 year old than they do you.
I'd only want to @#%^ the 19 year old, if I wanted to @#%^ any of them at all.
Not me? Smiley: crymore
#22 Jun 27 2010 at 5:54 PM Rating: Decent
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IT'S ******* HOT! This is supposed to be England! WHERE'S TEH ****** RAIN. Grr.

Isn't the age of consent in the US like 21 for same sex, sex? Or something?
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#23 Jun 27 2010 at 5:59 PM Rating: Good
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Nilatai the Intelligent wrote:

Isn't the age of consent in the US like 21 for same sex, sex? Or something?

It is?

whoops.
#24 Jun 27 2010 at 6:03 PM Rating: Decent
Nilatai the Intelligent wrote:
IT'S @#%^ING HOT! This is supposed to be England! WHERE'S TEH ****** RAIN. Grr.

Isn't the age of consent in the US like 21 for same sex, sex? Or something?
It's between 16-18, depending on the state. Afaik, there are no different laws for gay sex, though i suppose i've never looked too far into it.
#25 Jun 27 2010 at 6:03 PM Rating: Good
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Bardalicious wrote:
Nilatai the Intelligent wrote:

Isn't the age of consent in the US like 21 for same sex, sex? Or something?

It is?

whoops.
Iuno, I dun live thar.
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#26 Jun 27 2010 at 6:05 PM Rating: Good
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ThePsychoticOne the Prohpet wrote:
Nilatai the Intelligent wrote:
IT'S @#%^ING HOT! This is supposed to be England! WHERE'S TEH ****** RAIN. Grr.

Isn't the age of consent in the US like 21 for same sex, sex? Or something?
It's between 16-18, depending on the state. Afaik, there are no different laws for gay sex, though i suppose i've never looked too far into it.
Mmmkay.

Well, my Uni course offers a year in the US. I think in like California, or something. I think my skin tone is too Irish for there though. More information as I have it, you people can visit me and get drunk. Smiley: grin
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Solrain wrote:
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