I don't know what the **** is going on. I made that 3999 thread about "write my 4k for me," and of course nobody came up with anything good. Because ****, if they can't even write a good ding for themselves, they're not gonna write a good one for little ol' Spoonless.
So I waited, and waited, and waited. Nobody said anything decent in the slightest. Then Nixnot made a thread telling me to just ding already so everyone could get rateups. My 4k post was "OK" in that thread.
The end.