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#27 Jun 27 2010 at 11:14 AM Rating: Excellent
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I just thought that a statement about some sort of sex toy belonged in a Bardalicious thread, even if it's not an **** sex toy.
#28 Jun 27 2010 at 11:15 AM Rating: Excellent
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Was it a Tenga?
#29 Jun 27 2010 at 11:15 AM Rating: Good
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#30 Jun 27 2010 at 11:16 AM Rating: Excellent
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Usagi wrote:
Was it a Tenga?
Yeah dude. The Flip Hole or whatever it's called. There's so much crazy stuff inside.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vo7tBpT7T0&feature=player_embedded
#31 Jun 27 2010 at 12:18 PM Rating: Excellent
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Professor Spoonless wrote:
Usagi wrote:
Was it a Tenga?
Yeah dude. The Flip Hole or whatever it's called. There's so much crazy stuff inside.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vo7tBpT7T0&feature=player_embedded
Those wacky Japanese and their sex toy technology...
#32 Jun 27 2010 at 12:19 PM Rating: Good
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Usagi wrote:
Professor Spoonless wrote:
Usagi wrote:
Was it a Tenga?
Yeah dude. The Flip Hole or whatever it's called. There's so much crazy stuff inside.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vo7tBpT7T0&feature=player_embedded
Those wacky Japanese and their sex toy technology...

Imagine what would happen if they decided to work with the Germans.... again...
#33 Jun 27 2010 at 12:22 PM Rating: Excellent
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Bardalicious wrote:
Usagi wrote:
Professor Spoonless wrote:
Usagi wrote:
Was it a Tenga?
Yeah dude. The Flip Hole or whatever it's called. There's so much crazy stuff inside.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vo7tBpT7T0&feature=player_embedded
Those wacky Japanese and their sex toy technology...

Imagine what would happen if they decided to work with the Germans.... again...
We'd have fully functional robot women by now.
I'd totally have one too.


Edited, Jun 27th 2010 1:22pm by Usagi
#34 Jun 27 2010 at 2:00 PM Rating: Excellent
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So Bard, would you **** a toy that simulates a ******, as long as there isn't a woman attached to it?
#35 Jun 27 2010 at 2:01 PM Rating: Excellent
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no, because I already have a live **********
#36 Jun 27 2010 at 2:06 PM Rating: Good
That THING does not look remotely comfortable. I'd rather get off on a pile of gravel.
#37 Jun 27 2010 at 2:06 PM Rating: Excellent
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Bardalicious wrote:
no, because I already have a live @#%^buddy.
So you never **********?
#38 Jun 27 2010 at 2:10 PM Rating: Excellent
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Professor Spoonless wrote:
Bardalicious wrote:
no, because I already have a live @#%^buddy.
So you never **********?

with less frequency than I previously did.
#39 Jun 27 2010 at 2:23 PM Rating: Excellent
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Bardalicious wrote:
Professor Spoonless wrote:
Bardalicious wrote:
no, because I already have a live @#%^buddy.
So you never **********?

with less frequency than I previously did.


The funny thing with me is that when I'm in a relationship (or just ******* on the regular in general), I ********** far more frequently than when I'm not. I must go into hibernation mode or something.
#40 Jun 27 2010 at 2:29 PM Rating: Good
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that's weird.

I prefer to save it
#41 Jun 27 2010 at 2:33 PM Rating: Good
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Well, I also have apparently unusual stamina or something.

Maybe stamina is the wrong word. It's not difficult for me to reach ******, but I can basically keep ******* for 3-4 orgasms without needing a break to get it up again.

************ does not impede my ability to be come erect or ****** later.
#42 Jun 27 2010 at 2:36 PM Rating: Good
Bardalicious wrote:
that's weird.

I prefer to save it
Not everyone gets a thrill out of a huge money shot on some guy's face.
#43 Jun 27 2010 at 2:36 PM Rating: Good
Professor Spoonless wrote:
Well, I also have apparently unusual stamina or something.

Maybe stamina is the wrong word. It's not difficult for me to reach ******, but I can basically keep @#%^ing for 3-4 orgasms without needing a break to get it up again.

************ does not impede my ability to be come erect or ****** later.
Vids or GTFO.
#44 Jun 27 2010 at 2:37 PM Rating: Good
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Lubriderm the Hand wrote:
Bardalicious wrote:
that's weird.

I prefer to save it
Not everyone gets a thrill out of a huge money shot on some guy's face.
I once ****** a chick at a party who wanted me to *** in her hair.
#45 Jun 27 2010 at 2:38 PM Rating: Good
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Lubriderm the Hand wrote:
Bardalicious wrote:
that's weird.

I prefer to save it
Not everyone gets a thrill out of a huge money shot on some guy's face.

my guy does, and that's what matters.
#46 Jun 27 2010 at 2:38 PM Rating: Good
I have absolutely never understood that.
#47 Jun 27 2010 at 2:39 PM Rating: Good
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And I don't understand ****** or foot fetishes.
#48 Jun 27 2010 at 2:40 PM Rating: Good
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Lubriderm the Hand wrote:
I have absolutely never understood that.
Meh. Most people have some sort of sexual fetish.
#49 Jun 27 2010 at 2:41 PM Rating: Good
I think the foot thing is weird, too. Not that I have a problem with any of it.
#50 Jun 27 2010 at 2:41 PM Rating: Good
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Personally, I have an oral fetish I guess. I can pretty much get myself off by going down on a woman.

Honestly, I don't know if being awesome at it caused the fetish, or if the fetish caused me to be awesome at it, but it has a little bit to do with having an extreme amount of power over my partner's sexual pleasure.

Edited, Jun 27th 2010 4:43pm by Spoonless
#51 Jun 27 2010 at 2:42 PM Rating: Good
I used to like getting hit with a switch, but I never bother asking for it anymore.
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