Also, I wanted to quote some Nine Inch Nails lyrics in an attempt to appear intelligent.
Kinda like a college student who doesn't really belong there, but his parents have the money to send him there
so he goes
and he joins a fraternity house
and gets a degree because his frat buddies buy the tests and give him all the answers
then he moves on to get his store-bought job
marries some generic technically hawt blonde girl with blue eyes
they have 2.5 children who grow up the same way
and the whole cycle repeats itself.
But I never did any of that, so that's why I stay at home and chill with my doll harem.