wtf retarded peopleFollow

It's television women, what do you expect?

Surely you jest.

I could probably go months without noticeing I'd missed my period if I was a chick. Hell I once went 3 days without a **** before I suddenly realised I needed to squat a small mountain.

I'd imagine it would be something like that. Only instead of poo, the mountain becomes a metaphor for a child.

In my experience, girls I've dated go ******* when their period is more than three days late. Now, I'll admit that this may partly be from fear that it's me who might have impregnated them, but still...