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#1 Mar 16 2010 at 9:24 PM Rating: Excellent
You can imagine how bored out of my mind I was when I decided to calculate how long it would take for me to reach 10,000, based on the rate I post.

So, here's a breakdown (the calculations do not include this post):

142 posts / 291 days = 0.487972509 posts per day
10,000 - 142 = 9,858 posts
9,858 posts / 0.487972509 posts per day = 20 2012 days.

If it's going to take me 20,2012 days to reach 10,000 posts, then I should reach 10,000 posts on this days:

Quote:
Tuesday, July 7, 2065


Now I don't like posting here without Premium, so I think I'll keep paying for it until I attain 10,000 posts. Do you think the administrators will allow me to pay for 45 years and 7 months of Premium in advance? ;)





Okay, maybe that's not accurate as it should be. In actuality, I didn't start posting here actively until July 21, 2009. That was 239 days ago. So let's substitute 291 with 239 and see what we get.

142 posts / 239 days = 0.594142259 posts per day
10,000 - 142 = 9,858 posts
9,858 post / 0.594142259 posts per day = 16,592 days.

If it's going to take me 16,592 days to reach 10,000 posts, then I should reach 10,000 posts on this day:

Quote:
Thursday, August 19, 2055


Better get started, I guess.


Edited, Mar 16th 2010 8:28pm by Davejohnsan

Edited, Mar 21st 2010 9:08pm by Kirby Lock Thread: 1
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#2 Mar 16 2010 at 9:25 PM Rating: Excellent
Or just start posting more.
#3 Mar 16 2010 at 9:28 PM Rating: Excellent
Quote:
You can imagine how bored out of my mind I was when I decided to calculate how long it would take for me to reach 10,000
I don't know, i run similar calculations all the time, and i'm usually not all that bored when i do so.
#4 Mar 16 2010 at 9:37 PM Rating: Excellent
I could have 10k if I wanted it, I really could. I swear!
#5 Mar 16 2010 at 9:42 PM Rating: Excellent
PaladinStargazer wrote:
I could have 10k if I wanted it, I really could. I swear!
Smiley: dubious
#6 Mar 16 2010 at 9:46 PM Rating: Excellent
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16,960 posts
I shall have 10k by the end of the week.
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#7 Mar 16 2010 at 9:47 PM Rating: Excellent
I need to find more places to post... Also need to work on a 4k ding thread once I get close to 4k. Perhaps I'll make it a meeting of the guru club.
#8 Mar 16 2010 at 9:47 PM Rating: Excellent
That's good.
#9 Mar 16 2010 at 9:47 PM Rating: Excellent
PaladinStargazer wrote:
I need to find more places to post... Also need to work on a 4k ding thread once I get close to 4k. Perhaps I'll make it a meeting of the guru club.
DO EET!
#10 Mar 16 2010 at 9:47 PM Rating: Excellent
I so should have started posting more when I first registered. I'd have like 20k posts now if I did. Ok maybe not 20k, but at least like 8k.
#11 Mar 16 2010 at 9:49 PM Rating: Excellent
481k? You could easily have 20k if you tried.
#12 Mar 16 2010 at 9:49 PM Rating: Excellent
Well, I normally don't spam. I had a few karma campers way back when that enjoyed removing my shiny green name.
#13 Mar 16 2010 at 9:52 PM Rating: Excellent
PaladinStargazer wrote:
I need to find more places to post... Also need to work on a 4k ding thread once I get close to 4k. Perhaps I'll make it a meeting of the guru club.


For some reason, the idea of renaming my journal and making it viewable to Gurus only came to my mind. Smiley: lol
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#14 Mar 16 2010 at 9:54 PM Rating: Excellent
I'll have to start drafting up the thread for when I get 3900 posts for ding excellence and obligatory PFORUs.
#15 Mar 16 2010 at 9:58 PM Rating: Excellent
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If I was still playing FFXI, I'd totally be Guru.
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#16 Mar 16 2010 at 10:00 PM Rating: Decent
Unless you posted in ffxi forums, then you'd be scholar.
#17 Mar 16 2010 at 10:00 PM Rating: Excellent
Or you defended Varus in =4. You'll be sent to sub-scholar so fast.
#18 Mar 16 2010 at 10:01 PM Rating: Excellent
Here's PFORU

PFORU
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After a horrific accident involving a radioactive housecat, Davejohnsan becomes “THE CAT YODALER!” By day, mild mannered veterinary supplies salesmen, but by night, daemon feline scourge of the swiss alps! Swiss cheese production falls sharply in the first quarter as lack of sleep slowly drives everyone in Switzerland insane
#19 Mar 16 2010 at 10:03 PM Rating: Excellent
That's nasty.
#20 Mar 16 2010 at 10:04 PM Rating: Excellent
I thought it was funny.
#21 Mar 16 2010 at 10:04 PM Rating: Excellent
A cup of **** does not appeal to me.
#22 Mar 16 2010 at 10:05 PM Rating: Excellent
It can still be funny.
#23 Mar 16 2010 at 10:06 PM Rating: Excellent
You sure about that? Smiley: dubious
#24 Mar 16 2010 at 10:07 PM Rating: Excellent
Yes.
#25 Mar 16 2010 at 10:08 PM Rating: Excellent
Really?
#26 Mar 16 2010 at 10:09 PM Rating: Excellent
ThePsychoticOne the Prohpet wrote:
Yes.
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