I for sure won't. But when you post it, I'll come and try to get you to scholar!
You better start rating every single post of mine up that you can find from the last few years if you want me to get scholar in two days. I'd recommend rdm forums to find a large amount of posts from me.
I just had a thought: i should get 10k, get my title, and then spam 1000 posts in an hour, so i get my post count nerfed below 10k. How much win would that be?