Not as patchy on the cheeks and not nearly as long on the bottom although personally his friend needs a good trim to get rid of the saggy tits look his beard has going on, evening it out under the chin.
That comment was kind of in questionable taste although not as disturbing likely due to the fact my mind was fried from the excessive amount of hot mustard I put on this sandwich. God that was horribly horribly mind numbingly painful. If that is anything like what a Pangalactic Gargleblaster is supposed to feel like I can see why it is the best drink in the universe.
I dunno dude my friend has been growing his for over six months now I haven't seen it yet since I came back for reading week. It was pretty close to that long at christmas.
This story is entirely a work of fiction similarities to real life events or people is merely a coincidence. There we go had to cover our asses in case someone files a law suit for something like they have to do in those movies and TV shows.