So Kabi-sanFollow

Finishing him off with a decapitation blow, the samurai moved onto the remaining two nude ********** who were trying to hide behind each other.

Practically hugging the man in front of him, the other bandit was pierced in the stomach. As the samurai finished his aerial attack, he sliced at the last man's throat with his Wakizashi.

Edited, Nov 29th 2009 1:17am by Kirby

Compiled story is compiled (and yes, it doesn't flow worth ****, because two people put it together):

There was a Samurai that loved Envy's mom. One of his favorite seamonkey's told him "@#%^ you." He was used to the abuse though, it toughened him up for battle... somehow.

He left home shortly after that heading out on a journey promising to bring back wealth and happiness when he returned to envy's mom's bed side. It was not long after jumping onto horse that he met his first foe, a legendary swordsman by the name of Allakhazam

While he is the main character of the story he realizes that he has no hope against such an awesome foe. As pumped up as he was for his journey, nothing could save him from an untimely death if he faced the veteran killer, and so, he promptly headed North instead of East.

On his journey North he came upon a small village being attacked by some crazy group of nudist bandits. He urged his horse on faster, hoping to catch a glimpse of a nude female (probably an all-male group, but he could hope gawd-damnit).

However as he entered the village he noticed not only was his fear of the bandit group being all males true, but that they were harassing a beautiful young lady who had the misfortune of being outside when the bandits arrived.

Letting his unsheathing katana draw attention to himself, he put on the most smug smile he could manage. Approaching the group he said, "Are these guys bothering you miss?" immediately mentally berating himself for saying something so cliche without even thinking about it.

Meh, if he killed all witnesses, he would save himself the shame (and the lady, surely she would be too scared to remember the scene exactly, right?).

"I am sorry but you guys are gonna have to leave now." He demanded, certain the six of them would choose to fight rather than flee one person.

Their laughter only fueled his urge to humiliate them. He struck first, catching a Mohawk-wearing mother@#%^er in the jaw, the blood coloring his blade.

The next to fall rushed in blindly following the death of his comrade, his chest leading the charge met the tip of the samurai's sword. His own momentum impaling him.

His next adversary proved to be a tougher challenge, managing to evade the first strike aimed at his neck. Nothing stopped the samurai from cleaving his opponent's body vertically in half though.

The fourth adversary rushed at him from the side swinging wildly he easily sidestepped the flurry of blows while slicing the mans hands off at the wrists. Finishing him off with a decapitation blow, the samurai moved onto the remaining two nude @#%^heads, who were trying to hide behind each other.

One charged with the other running in directly behind him. Throwing his sword it impaled itself halfway in the first guys chest, the samurai then jump kicked the hilt of the sword pushing it the rest of the way through.

Practically hugging the man in front of him, the other bandit was pierced in the stomach. As the samurai finished his aerial attack, he sliced at the last man's throat with his Wakizashi.

Edited, Dec 3rd 2009 6:52pm by Kirby

Damn it I wasted post 333 on a freaking +1 in your journal. D;

333 is not a ding D;