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So Kabi-sanFollow
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Guru
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. One
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him, "
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Guru
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you."
Edited, Nov 29th 2009 12:09am by Manosuke
He was used to the abuse though, it toughened him up for battle... somehow.
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Guru
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He left home shortly after that heading out on a journey promising to bring back wealth and happiness when he returned to envy's mom's
It was not long after jumping onto horse that he met his first foe, a legendary swordsman by the name of Chuck Norris
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Guru
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While he is the main character of the story he realizes that he has no hope against such an awesome foe.
Edited, Nov 29th 2009 12:19am by Manosuke
As pumped up as he was for his journey, nothing could save him from an untimely death if he faced the veteran killer, and so, he promptly headed North instead of East.
Edited, Nov 29th 2009 12:24am by Kirby
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Guru
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On his journey North he came upon a small village being attacked by some crazy group of nudist bandits.
He urged his horse on faster, hoping to catch a glimpse of a nude female (probably an all-male group, but he could hope gawd-damnit).
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Guru
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However as he entered the village he noticed not only was his fear of the bandit group being all males true, but that they were harassing a beautiful young lady who had the misfortune of being outside when the bandits arrived.
Edited, Nov 29th 2009 12:33am by Manosuke
Letting his unsheathing katana draw attention to himself, he put on the most smug smile he could manage.
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Guru
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Approaching the group he said, "Are these guys bothering you miss?" immediately mentally berating himself for saying something so cliche without even thinking about it.
Meh, if he killed all witnesses, he would save himself the shame (and the lady, surely she would be too scared to remember the scene exactly, right?).
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Guru
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"I am sorry but you guys are gonna have to leave now." He demanded, certain the six of them would choose to fight rather than flee one person.
Edited, Nov 29th 2009 12:48am by Manosuke
Their laughter only fueled his urge to humiliate them. He struck first, catching a Mohawk-wearing mother@#%^er in the jaw, the blood coloring his blade.
Edited, Nov 29th 2009 12:52am by Kirby
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Guru
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The next to fall rushed in blindly following the death of his comrade, his chest leading the charge met the tip of the samurai's sword. His own momentum impaling him.
His next adversary proved to be a tougher challenge, managing to evade the first strike aimed at his neck. Nothing stopped the samurai from cleaving his opponent's body vertically in half though.
Edited, Nov 29th 2009 12:57am by Kirby
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