Normally, one would call an ambulance or ask for help from one of the nearby residents, but this particular boy decided to carry the unconscious, innocent girl... and where the hell are you taking her, *******?
I should at least be thankful that I had already encountered all sorts of absurdity by now. Otherwise, I would, without a doubt, be running around looking for a counselor.
She looked past the flowery patterns on the bookmark and studied the text that was printed on the back like an archaeologist who had just dug out an LCD television from a Cretaceous-era bedrock.
Yeah, Kyon is by far the best thing about that anime. I can't wait for the second season to get translated. I could go with subs, but the voice actor for Kyon was just too perfect in the English version.
Hmm, I just posted in Kirby's journal. I'm scared.