Timelordwho is holding a sign with the words "Just as planned."
Kirby contemplated waving goodbye to his parents from the second floor windows of the International Airport. As they drove away amidst the angry honking of taxi drivers, Kirby's sister could be seen waving from the back window. He had his mind elsewhere.
Unable to retrieve a vital piece of information that he had forgotten, Kirby heaved a sleep-deprived sigh. Where was it he was going again? It seemed funny that he could not remember the destination of the flight he had booked himself. Funny, and a little sad.
Samira looked down at Kavekk, unable to think of a suitable reward for her minion's good behaviour.
"How about I let you pet Mr. Winky. Hm?"
Kavekk shook his head, no.
"Are you scared of Mr. Winky? Kavekk?"
Kavekk shook his head, no.
"Then what is it?"
In a slow and perfectly articulate voice, Kavekk replied, "I am Mr. Winky."
boywithoutaspoon stoked the flames in the fireplace, ever present of the fact that he was being watched.
"I don't have time for this bullsh*t", croaked the aged man in the corner.
Silence was his response.
The old man stopped expecting an answer when boywithoutaspoon continued stirring the flames for nearly a minute.
Fiery red poker in hand, "I bet you have time for THIS!"
GwynapNud heard a loud noise coming from a nearby alley as she walked past carrying shopping bags. Curious, she approached the door marked with a single hammer painting. Gwyn stood there for several long seconds before she heard the scraping of metal on stone.
Quietly opening the door, she discovered a man dragging a body across the cavernous room, a metal rod in his hand. She was sickened to notice that blood was trailing the two men, and that the fireplace poker was covered in blood.
Unable to keep herself quiet, Gwyn let out a sharp gasp, as well as dropping her bag of fruits and vegetables.
Nilatai noticed the door to his workplace slightly ajar, and found it a little disturbing. Walking a bit faster, he reached the door and pulled out his two rubber mallets.
Peeking into the main entrance, he found a woman standing frighteningly still, and a co-worker facing her. It took Nilatai a moment, but he noticed the blood, the unconscious old man, and the metal poker in Spoonless' hand.
"boywithoutaspoon.. it's ok. Put the poker down, and stay where you are." said Nilatai in a forced calm voice.
Turning around quickly, the young woman let out a gasp, and ran to the safety of the newcomer's embrace.
Soracloud surveyed the saloon with an experienced eye. Cards were dealt, drinks were replenished; murmurs and drunken rambling provided a near constant source of amusement. Girls were present on nearly every man's arm.
Not on Him. That conniving sonuvabitch had Her with Him. You could not refer to Her as a girl, to do so was both an insult and a crime to Soracloud.
"That mutha@#%^a's gonna pay."
CUT!--
Brownduck had it coming to him. You could see it in the clerk's eyes. From the way he expertly took down the blonde haired man standing at the till, you could tell he was a professional. Brownduck cooly extended his right hand to the clerk behind the counter, not making any effort to conceal his "guns". "Check this for me, will ya?" said Brownduck, handing his ticket to the clerk.
"Y-you won 18 million dollars, s-sir!"
Bijou, as midnight-shift cashier of the only convenience store open 24/7, was sketching random thoughts out onto his pad of paper. It happened so fast, he was nowhere near the silent alarm when he heard a heavy clunk on the counter.
"Hey. Hey you."
*Bijou looks up frantically at the customer* "Yeah, you. I want all the cash you have in that cash register."
Too scared to talk, Bijou responds with a nervous nod. Fumbling with the password and key to open the register, he hopes to God that the robber is a patient man.
"Hurry the @#%^ up. I have this gun for a reason." Said the thief, gesturing at the object in his coat pocket.
Finally able to open the register, Bijou begins handing the cash into the blonde man's open hands.
"Freeze." says a new voice. Startled at the newcomer, Bijou drops the handful of 20's he was transferring to the crook; The robber himself is shocked at the suddenness of the other man's approach.
Before the crook could even pull out his gun, much less move a finger, the newcomer deftly struck out at the thief's neck.
Down in one blow, the crook is hunched over on the floor, cash still clamped in his hands.
Annabella, known for her "crimson smile", or so she liked to call it, was on her way to the salon. Everything was going fine this morning. It was what you'd call a perfect day. Once at the counter, that's when things took a turn for the worse.
"Hi,"
, "I have an appointment for 2:30." said Anna with a motherly voice.
"Oh, sh*t--"
"That's not what I wanted to hear.." said Anna, trying hard to keep the smile on her face.
"I'm terribly sorry miss, I thought you weren't coming today. So I booked someone else for your slot.."
"Uh, why.."
, "why, would you do that?" was all Anna could say.
"I-- I read on zam.com, in Kirby's sig
It should be implied whenever I post, that Annabella is resting in peace."
"That idiot.." said Anna, almost in a low growl.
"I can book you for sometime next week?.." said the timid clerk.
"
RAGE!!" was the only discernible word that could be heard that morning.
Barkingturtle scratched his beard, picking at the scar he earned in a bar fight. Chickens could be heard in the distance, cows in the immediate area. Not only did he forget to grab his scythe, but he remembered the thing she said that morning.
"I like cheese."
As if to say "lol, @#%^ing loser", the cow said "lol, @#%^ing loser" as Barkingturtle trudged by.
Not today. Not
today. Gripping the scythe firmly, Barkingturtle swung in even strokes through the wheat field.
He knew not how long he was outside, but when he returned, his sycthe was covered in a thick layer of crusted blood.
"Odd." was all he could say.
"Odd. I asked you NOT to harvest today." said Guenny.
"It just felt right, ya know?"
"I know honey, I know." And they embraced in a tender hug.
TirithRR was a man of few words. When things went south, he got things done. When everyone else dove for cover, he stood his ground.
TirithRR never took "No" for an answer. Not on this day. This day we FIGHT.
"You see? I brought more warriors than you did." was said in white text.
"Psh, I am the Last Samurai they needed-- BRB" while typed immediatley after TirithRR, could not be considered a reply.
Nothing but results mattered to TirithRR. Cold hard facts, in the face of high speed flying objects if need be.
TirithRR was as manly as a man could get, without becoming a fleshy blob with no discernable features.
GrowlingBunny considered her words wisely. These words would shift the course of the battle. These words had need for intensity, and power of will. Clearing her throat, inhaling deeply, and elevating her mic; she spoke.
"The weakness in the plans we procured, have revealed a 2 meter wide shaft. It is through this shaft that you will insert your proton torpedos. This, and only this plan of action will result in victory, any questions?"
Silence in the room seemed to make her words that much greater.
A raised hand, "Um. you do know how wrong that sounded right?"
Belkira offered her coworkers the cookies she baked in the late hours of the previous evening. Accepting the snack with a smile, the lady in the adjacent cubicle said her thanks. Her boss handed her the morning newspaper along with news of a pay increase next week.
Something wasn't right. The smell of booze in the air, the rush of wind on the back of her neck.
Awakening with a sudden jerk, Belkira let out a sigh of relief.
"@#%^ing nightmare."
Mindel opened her gift, unsure of the contents after briefly shaking the well-wrapped box. The ribbon seemed to go on forever, the suspense was killing her. It was only after removing the tissues and bubble wrap did she have an inkling of what it was she was holding. A time bomb. Fan-@#%^ing-tastic.
"So much for my evening plans."
Siralin wanted nothing else but to arrive home safely after a wild night out. The relative silence of the taxi was the perfect environment to relieve pounding headaches. It was in this moment, firmly massaging his head, that Siralin noticed the faint smell of something not quite right.
"Excuse me, do you smell something?" he inquired.
"I do not speak any english." replied the cab driver.
"Uh, but you spoke perfect english just now."
"No, only that sentence and this sentence explaining it." said the driver with a grin.
In his drunken state, Siralin decided to let it go. Returning to his spot against the window, he noticed three things happen simultaneously.
One: He was no longer traveling horizontally.
Two: Bright flashes of light, blinding him utterly.
Three: The sound of jets overhead, very close, and very loud.
By the time the taxi landed back on the ground, two occupants were dead. The third was calmly situated in the glove compartment.
Sweetums lifted the cover on the rice cooker, feeling the cloud of steam rising from the plain white rice. Replacing the cover, she took a step back to oversee the rest of the kitchen and its handful of occupants. Orders received from the servers were starting to pile up. Chefs began to sweat, fretting that the eyes watching them would notice something out of place.
Sweetums liked her job. The pay was not as much as she'd hoped, but that would be changing in short order. The hours were reasonable, if not consistent.
Yep. Good. Splendid even.
As she watched a cook preparing a fried burrito, a sudden transformation took place in her brain. As if a bomb went off in her skull, she leapt for the fried burrito and sprinted towards the exit. Those sly @#%^ers. Thinking they could get away with murder.
It was only when she reached the forensics lab that she slowed her pace, and stood for a moment to collect her thoughs and her breath. She got them good.
Catt decided that he wouldn't be drinking any more alcohol now that he was in college. It seemed plausible that he might not achieve the grades he hoped for under the influence. Seemed so anyway.
Now that he was actually attending his classes, the thought of a cold beer in the afternoon set his mouth watering. Surely it wouldn't hurt to have just one?
Walking home from the liqour store, Catt waved at fellow classmates; he even invited them over for dinner. Tonight would be fun. Stuffed with the finest steaks a college student could buy, the small group sat in the living room where a hockey game was displayed on the TV.
Betcha can't eat just one. Betcha can't eat just one.
"Shut up." Catt growled.
His confused friends exchanged glances before muttering "Uh, we didn't say anything."
"Oh, not you." said Catt, "that damn monkey in my closet is being a *****."
Failzor sniffs hesitantly at the trail of blood. Discovering the scent of a seal, he swiftly makes his way towards the surface, towards a young seal pup. Following the scent leads to a dead end. He is now lost in the streets of Chicago. Unable to comprehend the sudden shift from shark to man, he employs the same tactics of the hunt.
It is on Mars that SNARF SNARF--
AshOnMyTomatoes unwittingly pressed the wrong button at his work station. This was concluded with 2 weeks suspension without pay. Ash pressed the button again, swearing it was a mistake, which was result in the immediate loss of his job.
On the third press of this button, Ash knowingly set loose the evils of the world onto humanity. Neon clothing is BACK..
DUN DUN DUHHHHNNNN Turin could not believe his eyes. It took alot to surprise a man who had seen everything the world had to offer; Sheer shock ran through his mind. How could a simple walk for some fresh air result in the sight of neon clothing making its comeback into society?
NixNot posted in his daily blog and took another sip of coffee.
"Phone's ringin'", said his boss.
"Hm?"
"Oh. OH."
*Scrambling for phone* "Hello there, how can I help you?"
"Hi, I was wondering if you wanted to come with me to the set of Sesame Street, interested?"
"Umm. I think you have the wrong number, sir." said NixNot in a somewhat confused tone.
"Hm? Nope. I want you to come with me."
*Boss and NixNot exchange a flurry of hand gestures and facial expressions* "Yeah ok. Come pick me up in 30mins." said NixNot.
*NixNot whispers* "See? He @#%^ing wants to take me somewhere."
*Boss demonstrates a series of complex motions that boil down to NixNot's death* 30 minutes later, NixNot is in the passenger seat of a Ford Mustang, contemplating that Death-By-Boss might not have been any worse.
Arriving on the set of Sesame Street, NixNot greets the puppets and their actors.
Still wondering what the @#%^ he's doing in such a place, NixNot decides to head towards the exit.
*Big Bird divebombs NixNot* *Scene is filled with blood and feathers* UglySasquatch was growing tired of the stakeout. Yawning deeply into his hand, he stood up in the surveillance van to stretch his arms and back. He was beginning to think nothing was going to happen when a ring tone scared the sh*t out of him. Calming himself, he secured the headphones on his head, and listened to the conversation between friends. They talked about girlfriends, that night out last weekend and their work. It wasn't until a sharp clang was heard, did Ugly suspect anything.
Ugly gave a signal to the other agent in the vehicle, who responded with a quick nod.
A quick yelp was heard from the house, then silence.
"I'll bet you that was Ikkian." Ugly murmured to his partner.
Iamadam just finished his dinner, when he heard his cell phone ringing from his bedroom. He never got bored of the Futurama theme ring tone, never. Quickly walking into the room, he felt an odd sensation. Shrugging it off, he answered the phone.
It wasn't until he was in deep discussion with his friend that he heard a sharp, resounding clang from the direction of the kitchen.
"What was that?" could be heard from the speaker on Iamadam's cell.
Adam took a long second to calm himself before replying in a whisper, "I'm not sure. I'll call you back."
Standing at Adam's front door, Ikkian was holding what appeared to be a weapon.
The silenced shots erupted from the muzzle of the pistol, followed by a quick crunching noise as Adam's fist struck it's target.
LobsterJohnson entered the theater, and scanned the available seats, unaware that someone was looking down on him from the top row. Finding a suitable spot near the middle of the second highest row, LJ ensured his popcorn was firmly in his left hand, and began the hike up. Having no particular interest in the other movie goers, he swiftly made it to his seat. After sitting down and placing his soft drink in the cup holder, LJ took a moment to glance behind him.
He felt kinda bad that the person directly behind him could no longer see the screen without leaning to the side.
Out of seemingly nowhere, a man in the top row said, "Hey you can sit next to me if you want."
"Uh, sure." said LJ. He didn't particularly mind moving, and he might even have someone to share little tidbits of conversation with.
Out of the corner of his eye, LJ saw a flash of yellowish light.
"Hey, did you see that?" said LJ.
"See what? The movie's about to start." said the man next to him.
Allegory showed an interest in the newcomer. He seemed very tall, even from the vantage point Allegory had in the upper section. The tall man looked very sure of himself, as if he'd been here countless times before. Unlike Allegory, the big man displayed no interest in others around him. How odd.
He noticed the man look behind, and it seemed to Allegory that the large man was uncomfortable. Glancing over at the occupant behind the big guy, Allegory discovered the reason.
"Hey, you can sit next to me if you want."
"Uh, sure." said the big man.
Humans sure are curious creatures. With barely a moment of effort, Allegory beamed himself up.
Timelordwho appeared on screen momentarily to say "What's the difference between first and second degree murder?"
With the audience contemplating the answer, TLW says "See above."
Aripyanfar loosened the cap on a jar of hot salsa, as she listened to the party next door. In rhythm to the song "Right Round", she wandered over to the pantry in search of the half-finished bag of Tostitos. Several times that night, Ari considered heading next door to join in. Each time she had that thought, she dismissed it on the grounds that
I have a job interview tomorrow...
Dipping the crunchy chips into the red and green sea of salsa, Ari's thoughts drifted. Childhood memories, mistakes she had made, fun times with friends; they all seemed so distant.
*Knock-knock-knock*
Snapping back into the present, Ari fumbled with the chips and salsa, hiding them out of plain sight. Quickly checking her hair in the mirror, she opened her front door.
Standing surprisingly still for someone whose face clearly showed signs of alcohol and drug use, the young man handed her an envelope. She took it with little force, and glanced at the front which was labeled with her name.
Stepping away from the entrance of her house, the man gave Ari a quick smirk, then walked briskly back to the party.
Ari briefly mirrored the smirk, ripped open the envelope and emptied the contents into her palm; A pill.
"Why not." she breathed.
Kalivha opens the door into the bar, scanning the crowd for RJ. Randomly appearing behind her, remorajunbao kicks her to the moon where they live happily ever after.
Flixa wondered if he was the only one who witnessed what he had seen. Not sure if it was just alcohol-enhanced imagination, or the superhuman ability to kick someone into the air, let alone to the moon.
Looking derisively at the bottle of rum in his hand, he tosses it aside and calls it an early night.
Pensieve, unable to comprehend the sheer awesome of Touhou, is forced into the 4th dimension. It is through this portal on Zam.com that he reveals the inner workings of another species called "Hume". Although he has long resigned himself to living in another world, circumstances in this world come into fruition in 2012. It is at this time that all of humanity is absorbed into the 5th dimension, where the 4th dimension resides.
Bah, my imagination has its limits. For you who I don't know too well or I just got bored making up stories, I'll just list you:
Jophiel, Nobby, Nexa, Usagi, Kaolian, NazgulSHD, Overburn, MojoVIII, Tailmon, Dyadem, Paskil, Codyy, MentalFrog, Kaelesh, Kaain, Punkfloyd, niobia, Darqflame, Pikko, Redphoenixxx, eiran, SWM, Zackary, Galkaman, Xsarus, popcornshowers, zepoodle, gbaji, smasharoo, stupid monkey, Goggy, Doug.
Again, sorry if I didn't make a story about/including you, but you can PFORU anyway :D
Edited, Jun 2nd 2009 3:52pm by Kirby