I had the weirdest drunk dream. In it, I had a pet marmoset named Otto. We were hanging out in my basement, Otto and I, and I hear this sound over near the shelves that have all my golf trophies on them (I've never played a round of golf in my life ). I look over and there's this three foot long giant rat staring at me with these huge buckteeth. Otto goes flying after it and grapples with it. I shout "Otto, no!" and he releases the rat, which runs away. I immediately regret making Otto let go of the rat, since now I have no idea where it is. Then I find a WWII-era rifle in my hands and start shooting wildly at my walls, hoping I'll somehow hit the rat. I take out several of my prized golf trophies before waking up.