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What do you do when your room mate is having sex right across from you and they're by the door to the room? I'm trying to act like I don't notice but... wow.
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Pretend to ********** loudly. Better yet, get up and stand by their bed and do it. Should freak them out enough to make them stop. Extra points if you dare to "reach out and touch one of them" in the process. 0.o
Ask for sloppy seconds.
Pound your fist on the door to the rythym of the bed heading the wall. Act as a metronome.
wow...Shaolinz, you have lead a sheltered life my man. Let them be, ask to join in or grab the camera. Me personally, I would be requesting an Eiffel Tower (assuming she's hot), but that's just me.
Start timing them, and grab a piece of paper and pretend to mark them too.
Just do anything to make them really nervous and **** off basically :P
Just do anything to make them really nervous and **** off basically :P
as lokki said let them be.
just cause you aren't gettin any @ss doesn't mean your room mate can't.
just cause you aren't gettin any @ss doesn't mean your room mate can't.
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Lol, I'd have to agree:/
To be honest, I'd kick his ***. He totally disrespected you. And the girl must be a **** to do that when another guy is in the room. He should ask you to have the room alone for a bit at least. It'd totally kick his ***...then take his girl.
First off bar, she's sleeping with his friend. not him. So I doubt she's gonna bang a virgin.
Second why kick his ***? That just seems like you're being jealous. Leave the room, let them finish and the next day talk to him. But if he would interrupt them going at it, well then his room mate should get pissed and give shao a beat down. Don't be a cockblock.
Second why kick his ***? That just seems like you're being jealous. Leave the room, let them finish and the next day talk to him. But if he would interrupt them going at it, well then his room mate should get pissed and give shao a beat down. Don't be a cockblock.
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Call their moms, and be like.. your mom's on the fone.
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First off bar, she's sleeping with his friend. not him. So I doubt she's gonna bang a virgin.
Second why kick his ***? That just seems like you're being jealous. Leave the room, let them finish and the next day talk to him. But if he would interrupt them going at it, well then his room mate should get pissed and give shao a beat down. Don't be a cockblock.
Second why kick his ***? That just seems like you're being jealous. Leave the room, let them finish and the next day talk to him. But if he would interrupt them going at it, well then his room mate should get pissed and give shao a beat down. Don't be a cockblock.
First of all Wrip, I wasn't talking to your ***** ***.
Second, the dude could at least have the decency to ask for the damn room. Don't just come in the room that you SHARE with someone else and get to fuc#ing. That's like sharing an apartment with someone and they throw a party without even telling you about it. If you know that you want some time with the girl, ASK YOUR ROOMMATE. Or get a motel or ***** in your car. Don't just disrespect your roomy because you got a *****, ya **** mongrel.
I don't think his roommate would beat Shao down, he likes ninjas too much and he's studied martial arts. Wrip, I've never cockblocked, I let you suck all the d1ck you want lol.
In the sacred words of Samuel L. Jackson:
"Shut the fu## UP!!!!!"
Edited, Mon Jan 9 00:51:32 2006 by Wrip's mom
Edited, Mon Jan 9 00:52:26 2006 by BarchielReturns
id have just got a chair and watched with some popcorn or something.
Bar you have such a way with words lol!
I'm gonna have to agree with Bar. My roomate is in what appears to be a completely sex based relationship and whenever his girl comes to visit him, no matter how long it is, they do nothing but bang. Now, this is not from the perspective of the jealous roomate who isn't getting any - my girlfriend and I have been together since before this guy was my roomate and live in eachothers rooms 99% of each semester. Regardless, early in the year, on one of her first visits, I was on my computer, probably on ffxi, and they started going at it right across the room from me. Just as Bar said, I found this to be completely disrespectful. Do I really care that their having sex - no. Is it anything I haven't seen before - no. Does that mean it's justified - not really. I shot him with a rubber band to get his attention and told him to **** off. They ran off to probably go shag in his car and now he warns me when shes coming to visit and asks me to leave the room if he's going to need it. Albeit he is still a disrespectful **** because he has no reservations about asking me to leave at like 3am during finals week, or telling me he needs the room for a week at a time, but I just ignore him when his requests are ridiculous and tell them to find someplace else to bang or, better yet, add some substance to their relationship and just go for a walk, watch a movie or do something non-sexual for once.
I wish I could say bad people, bad but I pulled some silly stunts in my youth, not as bad as having sex right in the middle of the room but damn close.
Personally I'd say go up and give one of them a smack on the *** and tell them to get a room. Up to you as to which one you smack on the ***. Better yet, grab a chair a long stick and start poking him till they move. If anything it'll be entertaining for you. Time it during thrusts for added effect.
Personally I'd say go up and give one of them a smack on the *** and tell them to get a room. Up to you as to which one you smack on the ***. Better yet, grab a chair a long stick and start poking him till they move. If anything it'll be entertaining for you. Time it during thrusts for added effect.
Bar, wasn't trying to call you out. Just saying how I felt. But once again you prove to everyone that you think you're a tough guy.
Then again the internet is the only place that you can feel tough so by all means go ahead.
Kind of sad when someones claim to fame is talking smack on videogame message boards and being a lvl 75.
I'm sure this hits home with you because you roomed with Kaka. I'm sure he got some tail while you sat alone with a dirty magazine and a pic of Kramer.
Oh, and here bar i'll type out your reply.
"Wrip you ***** ***, I was bangin yo mama last night"
Because we all know you're a big fan of being original.
Then again the internet is the only place that you can feel tough so by all means go ahead.
Kind of sad when someones claim to fame is talking smack on videogame message boards and being a lvl 75.
I'm sure this hits home with you because you roomed with Kaka. I'm sure he got some tail while you sat alone with a dirty magazine and a pic of Kramer.
Oh, and here bar i'll type out your reply.
"Wrip you ***** ***, I was bangin yo mama last night"
Because we all know you're a big fan of being original.
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Bar, wasn't trying to call you out. Just saying how I felt. But once again you prove to everyone that you think you're a tough guy.
"Built Fordâ„¢ tough."
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Then again the internet is the only place that you can feel tough so by all means go ahead.
I R dA uB3R 1337 HAxX04zzzZ!!!11!
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Kind of sad when someones claim to fame is talking smack on videogame message boards and being a lvl 75.
Damn straight, 75 RNG/DRG ftw!
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I'm sure this hits home with you because you roomed with Kaka. I'm sure he got some tail while you sat alone with a dirty magazine and a pic of Kramer.
Actually, I enjoy watching you beat off to your bootleg copy of Lord of the Rings.
"I'm your Sam!!"
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Oh, and here bar i'll type out your reply.
"Wrip you ***** ***, I was bangin yo mama last night"
Wrip you ***** ***, I was bangin yo mama last night...foo.
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Because we all know you're a big fan of being original.
"I'm gonna kick your *** so bad, you're gonna be wearing 3 shoes.
Two on your feet and one up your ***."
Nah, I'm not a meanie, don't let me get under your fore-skin ya pre-pubescent ****-knocker. How'd you get your name? Oh I remember, it was the sound you ***-crack made when you dropped the soap. ^.~
Edit: I'm not really an asshat, but Wrip is fun. Dat's my "boy-toy." /blush
It's very simple...
"Get a room. Preferably one other than this one."
"Get a room. Preferably one other than this one."
EonBlueApocalypse wrote:
Pretend to ********** loudly. Better yet, get up and stand by their bed and do it. Should freak them out enough to make them stop. Extra points if you dare to "reach out and touch one of them" in the process. 0.o
Best answer yet. Nothing wrong with your boy getting some poon. /Cheer him on or scream "HERE COMES THE FLYING DUTCHMAN!!!!" and run around in circles in your underwear and throw bologna at the girl.
Yeah so me and a friend of mine live a degenerate lifestyle and get a hotel room and shag our woman in teh same room, it was kinda icky the first time, but I got over it. No big deal.
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I'm gonna have to agree with Bar. My roomate is in what appears to be a completely sex based relationship and whenever his girl comes to visit him, no matter how long it is, they do nothing but bang. Now, this is not from the perspective of the jealous roomate who isn't getting any - my girlfriend and I have been together since before this guy was my roomate and live in eachothers rooms 99% of each semester. Regardless, early in the year, on one of her first visits, I was on my computer, probably on ffxi, and they started going at it right across the room from me. Just as Bar said, I found this to be completely disrespectful. Do I really care that their having sex - no. Is it anything I haven't seen before - no. Does that mean it's justified - not really. I shot him with a rubber band to get his attention and told him to **** off. They ran off to probably go shag in his car and now he warns me when shes coming to visit and asks me to leave the room if he's going to need it. Albeit he is still a disrespectful **** because he has no reservations about asking me to leave at like 3am during finals week, or telling me he needs the room for a week at a time, but I just ignore him when his requests are ridiculous and tell them to find someplace else to bang or, better yet, add some substance to their relationship and just go for a walk, watch a movie or do something non-sexual for once.
Substance is for girls who don't come over just to shag. And who the hell are you to tell him how to handle his relationship?
"Add some substance boy" "Nah, Id rather shag" "*whimpers"
Obviously not simpleton trash.
Don't you dare call nuz trash. Just because he thinks it's lame everyone has their nose bent out of shape because their room mate can get laid.
Then again i'm just a "pre-pubescent ****-knocker."
I love how he talks trash on a lvl that has no bearing in the argument. If he's going to talk, he should at least make it something that -could- be true.
Bar is so defensive.
RAWR
/hump
Then again i'm just a "pre-pubescent ****-knocker."
I love how he talks trash on a lvl that has no bearing in the argument. If he's going to talk, he should at least make it something that -could- be true.
Bar is so defensive.
RAWR
/hump
Tag team her, or better yet, get the whole floor to run a train on her.
Videotape them, and post it on the web.
JO loudly, whispering "I can smell your c**t"
LMAO I am out of ideas, unless she has a cute friend, or friends.
Got Orgy?
Edited, Tue Jan 10 17:03:28 2006 by agirlyman
Videotape them, and post it on the web.
JO loudly, whispering "I can smell your c**t"
LMAO I am out of ideas, unless she has a cute friend, or friends.
Got Orgy?
Edited, Tue Jan 10 17:03:28 2006 by agirlyman
/em joins Wrip's pre-pubescent ****-knocker club.
let them shag, put on headphones, or check out the naked girl thats not in your windows media player for once.
let them shag, put on headphones, or check out the naked girl thats not in your windows media player for once.
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I love how he talks trash on a lvl that has no bearing in the argument. If he's going to talk, he should at least make it something that -could- be true.
Bar is so defensive, even though he's cooler than me.
Bar is so defensive, even though he's cooler than me.
No, it's not that I'm so defensive. It's just that if you are going to call me out, I'm gonna say my part. It's simple; mess with the bull, you get the horns.
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RAWR
/hump
You'll be hearing from my laywer about that...
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