Yo mommas so fat, she stepped on a rainbow and made skittles.
Yo mommas so fat, she has more chins than a chinese phonebook.
Yo mommas so fat, she has smaller fat people in orbit around her.
Yo mommas so fat, she wears a VCR for a pager.
Yo mommas so fat, she wears oil liners for ice skates.
Yo mommas so dumb, she heard it was chilly outside and she grabbed a spoon and bowl.
WORD TO YO MOMMA!