YO MAMA SO...(jokes)Follow

Yo mama so fat, she had to go to sea world to get Baptized.




Yeah... i'm callin out YO MAMA... next please.

What is dirty, has fur and flies? YO MAMA'S ***!

Yo mama so old, when someone tells her to act her age, she dies.




That was fo YO MAMA!!!!

Yo mama said that I was the best lay she ever had.

You can just call me Daddy

Yo momma so big, when I climbed on top of her, i burnt my *** on the light bulb.

Next

and this comes straight from a *yo mamma* *wink wink ....


YO MOMMA
YOUR MAMAS SO OLD, HER Social SECURITY NUMBER IS 1.

Take it from one who knows ..... hehe

Yo MAMA is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.
Yo MAMA is so dumb I told her to take the 4 train she took the 2 train twice.
Yo MAMA is so fat that she put on a pair of Guess jeans and the answer popped out.
Yo MAMA is so poor one day i saw her kicking a can down the street I asked her what she was doing she told me "am moving"

Ok, Here goes....

Yo MAMA is so hairy, she's got afros on her nipples.
Yo MAMA is like a racecar, she burns 4 rubbers a day.
YO MAMA is like a bowling ball. You pick her up, finger her, throw her in the gutter, and she comes back for more!
Yo MAMA is like a freezer, meat is always going in and out.
Yo MAMA is so fat, when she takes a swim in the lake, it's suddenly high tide.

Ok, MAMA joke /rant off

Ok, that was good lol. I never heard that one before.


Yo mama so stank, she puts tic-tacs in her *******.

Yo momma's so fat she's got more chins then a Chinese phone book.

Next please...