Your Notorious MonsterFollow

If SE made a notorious monster after your character, what would that monster be?


Mine would probably be "So Phus the Longwinded." It would be a Yagudo with a book for a weapon. The battles would take forever, and just as soon as you think you beat him, he'd come back out of nowhere with full HP and MP.

If you ever managed to beat him, So Phus the Longwinded may drop a helmet which adds +5 to INT, but -20 to patience. Since he's stingy, you're more likely to get a rare/ex level 1 sword that looks like a phallic symbol.

I'd be Pokiehl the Destroyer. I'd be a pld/whm/mnk/war/thf/blm/smn/drg/rdm/rng/nin HNM. I'd have about 100k HP, with eva and def out the wazoo, incredibly fast attacks, including double and triple attacks, stong attacks, with 200hp a tick regen, and TP regen, with huge AoE range on powerful ws's attacks.

I'd also be a bunny. Bunny o' Doom.

I'd use the 2hours of each of my respective jobs at certain intervals, some back to back. They would also reset after 2hours of use.

I'd start off with summoning some avatar or another and just Astral flow, but I can do it 3 times. Once a minute just like summoner pc's. Then I'd call Wyvern, only it'd be a real wyvern, like Bune or something.

I'd use a reset hate ability, then proceed with Hundred Fists. Take that all you mages! Just for good measure I'd use Perfect Dodge, although I doubt anybody would melee me, but the thf job can't just be for the triple attack can it? Probably do Mighty strikes somewhere in there as well.

At about 50% health, if you even got to that, I'd use Chainspell with some of that fancy Tier Two AM, Flare II ftw! Oh yeah, among my many little quirks, I also have Resist Stun 100%.

If there were any survivors I'd take them out with EES. At about 10% health, I'd do Invincible, only it'd be a perfect version, negating magic as well as physical. At 5% I'd do Benediction! And god help you if it's been 2hours since any of my other two-hour abilities, cuz they is back!

If by some chance you do kill me, I'd go out with a bang. Literally, I'd do that ninja 2hour, however it's spelled. Huge huge AoE, and about 2,000dmg, so only galka monks would survive, if they were that lucky.

And the drop for killing me would be.....a rarab tail. That's it, you spent the entire day trying to kill me and that's all you get. One for everybody.

The title for killing me would be "Bunny's B*tch"

This is my nm information... I think it fits well since I'm from West Virginia lmao

NM Name: BillyJeanMarySueLynn

HP: 22000
MP: 1500

Type: New mob... looks like the Doom family monsters but has only two buck teeth and wears a moomoo

Special Attacks: Hillybilly Holler AOE attack that silences you makes your INT decrease over time... and there's the dreadful Redneck Breath of Death which does 1000 hp dmg but then eventually kills you.

Drops: New tunic called of course MooMoo +1... the stats are
-10 int, -9 dex, and +25 ugly

hehehe i'm just kidding XD

"Holder" a giant weapon, would be Mega boss of Dynamis-sky. Bigger than any other boss. Would drop RDM only great sword that gives +200 GS skill.

Already posted this in this thread under General forums but I thought I'll bring it here too ^^

Vistaed Visien (w/ random pet)

Mob type: Shadow (like Fei'yin NM shadows)
RNG/BST

Spawns only at night in Ranguemont Pass.
Attacks from a distance with bow while pet melees close range.
Also uses Powder boots if you get too close or kill the pet (Powder boots have enchantment: Flee if you didn't know)

Drops:
Dark Crystal
Night Veil (Head): Enchantment: Invisible (unlimited)
Truesight Mantle (Back): Accuracy +5 Rng Acc. +5
Nighttime: Attack +10 Rng Att. +10 Def. -25
Daytime: STR +8 AGI +5 Def. -10 HP -15%

And of course...
Visien's Bow (Ranged): http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c162/xentei/810540cd.jpg

[EDIT] Fixed link ^^

Edited, Fri Dec 2 00:08:07 2005 by Visien

I like how it's supposed to be within reason, but the local nutcases *cough*barciel*cough* make the NM ridiculous and stupid, it makes it less fun =P

Chelai the Catacylsmic
It'd have it's own model cause i can't see it as an existing one.
Kinda like the mithra AA, black and glowy white, with an Ohat{equilly dark-tinted as the rest of the armor) with white-greyish bangs over one eye. It would be wielding two swords, both looking kind of like Ridill, but not exactly.

Warrior job
HP:30kish i guess.
MP:0
Has double attack
Has triple attack
Uses mighty strikes at 50% life, lasts normal time. Under 5% life has perma-mighty strikes, until dead or above 5% again.

WSs
Flash Blitz - Teleports around attacking everyone on her hate list once, ending by teleporting to original target and using vorpal blade.
End drive - Defense severely decreses and attack speed goes up by alot.
Chains of uselessness{Promathia WS spoof XD} - Doesn't really do anything.

The fight would be uncapped alliance BCNM
Using item "Angry forum whiners post" enrages chelai and causes her to be unable to perform WS for 5 minutes.

It's like 5 AM and i've had no sleep, so this post may make absolutely no sense.

Edit: Yes i realise my post was semi-hypocritical, that was kind of the point.

Edited, Fri Dec 2 07:22:09 2005 by Chelai

Decimating Chocobo
WS: Decimation (it decimates you)
Mob type: a black choco
pop requirements: seal of pokiehl the destroyer
title granted: Giver of Faux Items
drops: you get to choose 3 items from a list of everything in the game
needless to say, i would be almost impossible to beat as i couldfly above your heads do a Dispel/drain/aspir AoE, AND i have access to every ws, ja, and 2hr.

pwnd

Edited, Fri Dec 2 16:23:40 2005 by Mszsliccc

"Gir ly the @$$holish"

I likes it!