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#1 Nov 10 2005 at 12:59 PM Rating: Decent
Haha, bored as hell at work. Please entertain me.


I OWN JOO AND JOO AND JOO AND JOO

>.>

JOO TOO!!!!!!
#2 Nov 10 2005 at 1:04 PM Rating: Good
im struggling to stay sane myself. anyone who ever decides to voluntarily work accounts receivable or any other kind of accounting is a damned moron (me included)
#3 Nov 10 2005 at 1:28 PM Rating: Good
Ayazz wrote:
im struggling to stay sane myself. anyone who ever decides to voluntarily work accounts receivable or any other kind of accounting is a damned moron (me included)


LMAO I did A/R Payroll for about 5 years for almost 1500 employees >< I feel your pain.
#4 Nov 10 2005 at 1:31 PM Rating: Good
how have you not shot yourself =(. this is freakin terrible lol
#5 Nov 10 2005 at 1:51 PM Rating: Excellent
Over the last couple days with my work I think I'd enjoy working A/R. If anything it would be a relaxing change being in a completely different kind of busy.

You can have my tech support/programming/gopher boy job, I'll take your A/R job :P
#6 Nov 10 2005 at 2:02 PM Rating: Good
tech support? {no, thanks}. do you actually have to deal with people? cause if you did then i definitely couldnt do it (OMFG HOW DU I TERN THIS MACHEENE ON?!?!1). but uh, youre welcome to my job anyway if you want a change of pace XD
#7 Nov 10 2005 at 2:33 PM Rating: Excellent
Sadly yes, I have to deal with people. It's not a very big company with only about 30 people but I end up being the one dragged in to solve any computer problems (which 90% are fixed with a simple reboot)

I also get the fun job of doing programming projects where I'll get 3 things dumped on my desk and they all have to be done yesterday and then the bug me every couple hours trying get a status report.

For college I had the option of going into programming or into accounting. There are days I wonder if I really picked the right career.

Although this will probably shoot any sympathy I might get the only real good thing with this job is that when times are slower I'm able to play FFXI to do some local crafting/fishing :)
#8 Nov 10 2005 at 2:51 PM Rating: Good
FF at work? THE HELL YOU SAY

PS bar you got rated down like mad on this one.... odd

Edited, Thu Nov 10 15:09:12 2005 by Ayazz
#9 Nov 10 2005 at 3:00 PM Rating: Good
Ayazz wrote:
PS bar you got rated down like mad on this one.... odd


That actually is his normal rating. His other account "barchielreturns" is the scholar.

on another note: I guess I should start working now it is arleady 2pm in the afternoon, they have paid me my 120 dollars to play on the internet, I better work and earn the last 40.

#10 Nov 10 2005 at 4:24 PM Rating: Good
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Yeah, damn e-**** and e-terrorists after me lucky karma.

I rated u foos up cuz I was bored lol.
#11 Nov 10 2005 at 4:34 PM Rating: Good
haha im in the same boat. ive been here going on 5 hours and really have yet to do much work XD. i guess i should actually do something so i dont get fired lol. and a fatty WOOTfor rate ups
#12 Nov 10 2005 at 4:34 PM Rating: Good
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LOL, you guys make me crack up sometimes.

It's a nice break from work, as i'm sure you all already know.

does anyone here not hate their job? lol Thank god i'm leaving mine in december. Moving to Vegas baby Vegas. ^^

anyway, I'm bored also. Almost time to leave. Got to Work Out and then play FF into the night.

Have a nice day and don't stress over those ratings, they are garbage and don't mean anything.

#13 Nov 10 2005 at 4:46 PM Rating: Good
i went to vegas like 6 months ago. it was the greatest weekend of my life. i came back 600 bucks ahead, had slept for 5 hours over the course of 3 days, had a lump on my head from a fight in a parking garage (long story), and got thrown out of a mcdonalds in circus circus for drinking wine out of a paper bag with my friends while throwing chicken nuggets at children. oh man that was the best time ever
#14 Nov 10 2005 at 4:59 PM Rating: Good
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wow, lmao I got thrown out of Circus cirucs also.

lol i got busted there gambling a long long time ago when i was under 21 and they took my picture and gave me a whole list of casinos i'm not alowed into. lol i went back the next year and stayed in one of them (mirage)

Every time I go, its better. The best Vacations i have ever had are there. i always go there now. Sooooooooooooo much hot *** there and pretty cheap to live there also. Can't wait to move there.


work is over...i'm out





#15 Nov 10 2005 at 5:02 PM Rating: Good
moving to vegas.... you lucky stiff =(
#16 Nov 10 2005 at 8:44 PM Rating: Good
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Hey, isn't prostitution legal in Vegas? Hmmm, gotta visit... >.>

But gonna pass through Denver first to get a "contact", lol.

Edited, Thu Nov 10 20:54:24 2005 by BarchielReturns
#17 Nov 10 2005 at 11:07 PM Rating: Good
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Hey, isn't prostitution legal in Vegas? Hmmm, gotta visit... >.>

Nope, still a crime. But it's legal to file your income taxes under the profession of a prostitute. Because even if your a *****, the government still wants your money!
#18 Nov 11 2005 at 9:36 AM Rating: Decent
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It's not legal in the city/county, but it is legal outside of it.



...So One night I was there and I was feeling a little lonely in my hotel room. I picked up one of those cards the mexicans hand out on the streets. Called the number and asked for a girl with an exotic name and said I want some hot steamy sex. Tied up, tied down, up agaist the wall...what ever! So how's that sound? the lady on the other end of the phone said "Honey it sounds fantastic, but you have to dial 9 for an outside line."

o.O

OK everyone laugh, it was just a joke. I didn't really do that, but i think i might on purpose when i go out in december just see the reaction of who ever i call.

enjoy,


#19 Nov 11 2005 at 9:37 AM Rating: Good
Pokiehl wrote:
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Hey, isn't prostitution legal in Vegas? Hmmm, gotta visit... >.>

Nope, still a crime. But it's legal to file your income taxes under the profession of a prostitute. Because even if your a *****, the government still wants your money!


Haha funny thing was me, my wife and my roommate were talking about this the other night. (well taxes in general but ended up going into crime and taxes)

In canada the government really doesn't care too much about where you get the money as long as you file the taxes. In general all a prostitute has to do is go to the local tax office and claim she's an adult entertainer and the government turns its eyes.

Gotta love government, will do anything for money.
#21 Nov 12 2005 at 5:39 PM Rating: Default
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