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God Mode does not work to escape the "Lets be friend'sFollow

#1 Nov 07 2005 at 11:43 PM Rating: Decent
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As I heard her moving into the all too familiar conversation of "you're a great friend and..."

I thought in my head:

"Oh god please work... Up up down down left right left right b a start... DAMN".

Just for future reference.
#2 Nov 08 2005 at 12:27 AM Rating: Decent
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rofl shao..
lets go get me a thf knife that will make ya feel better.
#3 Nov 08 2005 at 12:25 PM Rating: Good
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Awww dude that sucks... but there is an Upside....

1 you still have her as a friend, and her mind may change as she hangs out with you more.

2 she may hook you up with a cute friend of yours after she finds out how much of a nice guy you are.

3 Think SLEEP OVER, friends have sleep overs right? lol


(ok maybe i'm grasping at straws but i'm trying to help)
#4 Nov 08 2005 at 1:47 PM Rating: Decent
Dude, there is one cure all for the situation.

Booze.

Hell, it worked for my parents. >.>
#5 Nov 08 2005 at 2:50 PM Rating: Good
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Whatever happened to the good ol' days when you could just club a girl over the head, take her back to your cave, and have your way with her?








Gah I miss the 80's :/
#6 Nov 08 2005 at 4:14 PM Rating: Good
LOL those were the good ol' days? >.> maybe for you MEN, i dunno about us women though... i mean she mighta been kicking and screaming for a reason.... (lol jk)

to escape the "friends only" thing... honestly i dont know how good of friends you guys are or how well you know eachother but what always got me was when a guy is genuinely interested in ME (not my looks, or other.... assets) but my mind. I LOVE dating friends.... they make the best relationships. I will say that line when i feel i need to get to know someone better BEFORE i date them. Doesnt ALWAYS exclude interest... Honestly, take her out (on friends only dates), show her a good time, make her feel important to you...

im sure thats something you do already but from a girls POV this is what would get me to reconsider a guy friend and make him boyfriend material.

hope this helped... if you ever need advise from a girls POV you can always send me a /tell in game or a message! ;P good luck!
#7 Nov 08 2005 at 4:15 PM Rating: Decent
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Whatever happened to the good ol' days when you could just club a girl over the head, take her back to your cave, and have your way with her?








Gah I miss the 80's :/

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#8 Nov 08 2005 at 4:39 PM Rating: Good
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i mean she mighta been kicking and screaming for a reason....


Not if you hit her over the head hard enough ;)
#9 Nov 08 2005 at 4:39 PM Rating: Good
Shao, where are all the posts where you do get the girls?


Opps....sorry...
#10 Nov 08 2005 at 4:43 PM Rating: Good
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Kramer these boards are Science Fantasy, not Fiction
#11 Nov 08 2005 at 5:45 PM Rating: Decent
fantasy and fiction both mean things that are untrue.... you faaaaaaiiill XD
#12 Nov 08 2005 at 5:48 PM Rating: Good
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Ummm no, there is a distinct difference between non-fiction, fiction, science fiction, science fantasy, and fantasy. FFXI is science fantasy. Shaolinz "getting it on" with girls is fiction.


Sophus for teh win!
#13 Nov 08 2005 at 5:51 PM Rating: Decent
blah i still maintain that the distinction is too small to make that joke work. you flail. yes i said flail =(. too bad you cant post pics on here cause i had a picture of a flail.... woulda made this actually humorous. ok maybe i fail. ***** you guys im taking my ball and going home!!11
#14 Nov 08 2005 at 11:53 PM Rating: Decent
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rofl oh god soph
#15 Nov 09 2005 at 9:04 PM Rating: Excellent
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for the record, this has GOT to be a lie.

there is a thing in a woman's head. Think of it as...the grand fricking canyon. On one side are her "friends." On the other side are her sex-interests. To get from one side to the other side is as easy as well...crossing the grand frickin canyon.

Women are insane. Want proof? The best way to get this girl is to stop wanting her. If that doesn't work, you don't have a chance, lo siento.

If you hang out with her a long time and become good friends, you will be like a "brother" to her before long, and then BAM, unless she's into incest, you're screwed (unfortunately for you, I mean that figuratively)! {Congratulations!}

I've had gfs and I am currently in a long term relationship. Take it from me (and 90% of married men). Women are nothing but trouble. NOTHING. In the words of a bad comic, "Hell, if it weren't for the sex, I could be gay." {Word}

p.s. if any girls read this...i'm totally just kidding. sorta. >.>
#16 Nov 10 2005 at 3:22 AM Rating: Decent
OMG... ^o^

well okay it IS true that in order to get with a girl you gotta get her friends to like you... for MOST girls...

but good lord... i think of men the same way!! all i get are head games... and yes i said it... men play HEAD GAMES just like women!!

but i think im just gonna stick with my guns and say this:

HAHA ~.^

... bc im a woman and i can!! put THAT in your pipe and smoke it!


(LOL jk)
#17 Nov 10 2005 at 10:00 AM Rating: Good
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Too late
#18 Nov 10 2005 at 11:44 AM Rating: Good
Shao:

Maybe you should have said the god mode out loud. Might have given you a better shot. Be aggressive! Grab dat *** and be like "Is that a keg in your pocket, cuz I wanna TAP THAT ***!!!11"

or the good ole whip it out "Hey what are you staring at? Its not gonna suck itself!"

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