I kid.
I just wanna know, after we get married, can we have children in-game and what are the spawn rates you figure? And is there Jueno tax if you marry in Jeuno? I think possibly I will need two wives. One for Monday nights and one for Friday nights XD, you know like a good one and a bad bad girl one.
Plus, I am pretty particular who gets to come to my wedding, ya gotta be rank 5 cuz those are only the good peeps. Hmm and presents? Ya, you gotta pay gil to come to my wedding guys, I want at very minimum a fire crystal from all of youz guyz. And when I say /clap, I wanna here it all the way up in front. And no Firaga II spells till after. SATA on my woman before the wedding, will be dealt with severely. >.> All eyes on me please. RDMs please keep your refreshing skills to yourselves during the reception(bunch of wedding crashers!)
Now let's see what do I want in a woman? Well, ALL women in game look pretty good to me! HA!
Any takers? Oh, and women pay for everything, das da rules.
ps. and you guys quit it with the {Solid Wand} and {Dark Staff} jokes already, the girls'll hear. ^^