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#1 Jun 21 2005 at 7:55 AM Rating: Good
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Other day, I was camping Enkelados. I had been there around 3 hours and he hadn't shown up yet. Then, Junping walks in. Junping is a level 60 monk gilseller. She is notorious for attempting to PK anyone who claims the NM she is camping. So, when she started following me and doing the typical Nia Hao Dong Dong whatever speech they do, I knew I needed to be on my toes. So, naturally, about 15 minutes after she gets to camp, Enkelados spawns. We're both standing there staring at him because I guess she knew that he charmed. Time passed slowly, then he called his bats. I used Steal and succesfully got the claim. I was watching her, waiting for her attempted PK. Then she started killing his bats. That meant I was about to lose the claim because he would charm me. When the time came for his two hour, he used Charm of course... but I evaded the attack. Killed him with no drop. She simply walked away still saying Nia Hao Dong Dong. I was /telling her, cursing her out for trying to MPK me and calling her a dumb @%@#@, everything you can think of. Then, about 45 minutes later, Enkelados popped again. She didn't bother waiting for the bats this time, and claimed him right away. I guess she thought she could evade the Charm too. She was wrong. As soon as she got Charmed, I saw Toku coming from the transporter (another gilseller). I knew then I had a choice. I could either kill Enkelados or kill her. I took the latter. I used SADE, almost one shotting her. She didn't live long after that. When I saw the words "Junping was defeated by Shaolinz" my heart skipped a beat. I had finally got even with the gilsellers. I was elated. Then, I noticed Enkelados was still yellow. I grabbed that damn Giga and kicked his ***, with no drop yet again (Making me 2/19). That wasn't the point though... I had my revenge. I soon called as many of my friends as I could up to the tower to look at her. We had a good time /laughing at the dead gilseller. My white mage friend even gave fake Raise III's to her (casting, casting, casting, OH SITTING DOWN).
She was now /telling me, talking English. "Why'd you do that that was rude you could have killed him not me Raise me please." I retorted with "Nia Hao Dong Dong" or whatever the hell they say. She eventually homeported and logged off. I know she'll be back tomorrow, and I know she'll continue to sell gil and continue to drain the game... but that day, I had my victory. I had defeated a gilseller in combat and in NM camping. I went to bed at peace.

Edited, Tue Jun 21 08:56:20 2005 by Shaolinz

Edited, Tue Jun 21 08:59:21 2005 by Shaolinz
#2 Jun 21 2005 at 8:41 AM Rating: Decent
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Congrats, I have taught you well. You have now officially joined.....the dark side!!!!!!!










If you go down to room 211 they have your benefits forms. I'd highly suggest getting the 401k. Oh, and it's not a good idea to use all of your vacation days at once. Management looks down on that.
#3 Jun 21 2005 at 8:41 AM Rating: Good
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I wonder if killing the bats knowing that the monster will attempt to charm you can be considered against the TOS. Would be worth a GM call to determine I would think.
#4 Jun 21 2005 at 9:40 AM Rating: Decent
Nia Hao Dong Dong
#5 Jun 21 2005 at 11:21 AM Rating: Decent
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Hehe...Week or two ago she got the claim and was charmed, I couldn't kill her very easily though, but I did kite her around while my pet killed the giant. 0/4 drops for me. -_-
#6 Jun 21 2005 at 2:48 PM Rating: Decent
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WOW, you can attack a person that is Charmed? Awesome. Good job, Shaolinz.
#7 Jun 21 2005 at 4:05 PM Rating: Good
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This dosent really have to do with this...but if u can attack charmed ppl does that mean bsts can charm in ballista? i mean ive nvr seen a bs use charm in ballista is it just because its hard to do it or u just cant?
#8 Jun 21 2005 at 4:23 PM Rating: Good
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/kneel You're a God to me now T_T

Junping was making it hell for me to help a friend get a Jujitsu Gi a while back, and to make things worse, the jerk would always shout "{Good Bye} Poisonhand (etc, can't remember the rest.)" when he/she got claim. Didn't know about the MPKing though, so it's nice to see good 'ole karma coming into play ^^v
#9 Jun 22 2005 at 3:37 AM Rating: Default
..Ni Hao actually means something like, how ya doin... 'dong dong' have no clue where you go that.. although your story was entertaining i couldn't help but be very annoyed by that.
#10 Jun 22 2005 at 5:50 AM Rating: Good
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Yay! Death to all Gilsellers! Please do not hesitate to follow Shaolinz example:) /bow
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