BAR's SHIVA RAPFollow

Reading the boards I noticed there was some new drama, which ain't really new to us, lol. But to lighten things up, I wrote a song about it. Loosely based on our server, lol. Rate it or hate it, here it goes.

*Note-If you have "Ice-Ice Baby" on MP3 or CD, play it while you read this. It goes a helluva lot better^^. Ok, I warned ya, LOL



/cue music


Yo if you got CoP, let's kick it!!

Bar's Back Baby, Bar's Back Baby

All right Cray, STFU and LISTEN
Barchiel's back and I just wanna MENTION
I don't~~really care if you hate me
Fact of the matter is you've been a ***** lately
WILL YOU EVER STOP? Yo, I don't know
"Can I have an opinion?!!?" No, cuz j00s a hoe
HoCD, Xtreme, Banished Chronicles and EK
KKG and Soulfire has this to say
/BLIST, Kramer tank da gobs that go boom
While LotB train yo *** with some poisonous mushrooms
DUET, when Meth sings a tight minuet
For all the melee in the party, that's what you get
Rate it or hate it, do you UNDERSTAND?
You better watch out cuz Pokiehl is da MAN
If you got a problem, let Wrip solve it
Check out your LS while Crayola dissolves it

Bar's Back Baby, Bar~chi~el-Is-Back-Baby
Bar~chi~el-Is-Back-Baby, Bar~chi~el-Is-Back-Baby

Now that the party has SET IN
With the Dark, Red, White, Black, Ranger, and PALADIN
Quick to the camp, to the camp no PLAYIN'
Pullin' Gobbies, do you know what I'm SAYIN'?
Pwnin' em; with a bad-*** skill chain
Xellith's MB on the mob was just insane
Shinkyu's TP~~is at 100 percent
We on a roll, it's time to get Chain 10
ROLLIN' on my cho-co-bo
With my beret unequipped so my hair can blow
The n00bies on standby, waving just to say hi
DID I STOP? No--I just rolled by
Kept on, pursuing to the next zone
I did a search to see if I was here alone
The place was packed, bro

So I went to #A01~~RIVERNE SITE, YO!
All the camps taken from Kuftal to Bibiki
"Let's go to Sky" is what they're tryin' to tell me
HATERS, pissed cuz we're so 1337
Hellkid's so badass that he never gotta seek
RAISING~~the dead folks on the ground
Gilsellers MPKing so it's time to go to TOWN
Gunshots~~blastin' all the bots
Choky grabbed his gun--all I heard were Slugshots
FLYING~~through the air so absurd
Paid my 2000 gil, jumped on the bird
Choco-to-Choco, the area's slammed
Tryin' to get away before the scammers try to scam
GM's ON THE HIT, ain't that some ****?
The only thing they say--is "We'll look into it."
If there was a problem, yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while HK revolves it

Bar's Back Baby, Bar~chi~el-Is-Back-Baby
Bar~chi~el-Is-Back-Baby, Bar~chi~el-Is-Back-Baby

Watch out, cuz I'm a hysterical POET
Shiva's on the scene just in case you didn't KNOW IT
My town, that's populated by the Elvaan
Mithra's are hot, but hume chicks ain't lame
Your race don't determine your SKILL~~
As you can see Chaithai can get ILL~~
Skill-up parties are a hell of a concept
I make it hawt--and you wanna get WIT DIS
Ace is the cool guy, slice like a Ninja
Cut like a Samurai, so fast, no one can say "WACK"
If humor was a food, I'd sell it by the stack
Keep all the drops when I use my orbs
Like Escape, Utsusemi and any Absorbs
If you got a nice ***, YO, I'll hump it
Check out this thread while my peeps come to <bump> it

Bar's Back Baby, Bar~chi~el-Is-Back-Baby
Bar~chi~el-Is-Back-Baby, Bar~chi~el-Is-Back-Baby

Yo guys, {disbanding party}, {word} to the leader!

Bar's Back Baby, ~oh yeah, he's back~ Bar's Back Baby ~oh yeah, he's back~
Bar's Back Baby, ~oh yeah, he's back~ Bar's Back Baby ~oh yeah, he's back~




The album drops on the 3rd~~!!!





Edited, Sat May 28 04:02:55 2005 by BarchielReturns

I feel so loved. /sniff

Edited, Sun May 29 01:59:34 2005 by Pokiehl

thats foking ******** im not in ur rap.

lol gets better every time

Edited, Sun May 29 20:46:37 2005 by sunkentein

"sniff" if I wasn't under default, I would rate you up. ^^

I'm stealing that for the next time i disband...

:P

Edited, Tue May 31 11:36:51 2005 by doomygir

Barn00b wrote: damn Bar, I told you I would pay you back for those earth crystals, why do you have to get your panties all in a bunch?

Edited, Tue May 31 12:13:44 2005 by LionsFan

I'm sorry Cray, but you are just too easy. Your story has more "sides" than an octagon.
I'm sure you sleep fine at night, hehe, I won't go there. But I have to disagree with your
flaw. I don't think it's that you speak your mind, I think you have "foot-in-mouth" disease.
Everytime you open your mouth, you put your foot in it. LOL, how do those Nikes taste? Anyway, good luck finding an LS... >.>

Edited, Tue May 31 19:35:50 2005 by BarchielReturns

Weeee I get tp LMAO. Hey Bar where ya been i haven't seen u on your usual hump runs through lower jueno lately.

ohhh bar!! 1/2 lvl till I can get my 1st AF1 thingy!!!! *squeals*

Come now proroc get with the itmes lol.

Its

Hawt

and nicole richie says it lol.


Ohh i forgot, i know why lefein has the lesbians in his avatar too lol.


Edited, Wed Jun 1 11:50:03 2005 by acepod

Oh, the "Bar~chi~el-Is-Back-Baby" replaces the
"Va~nil~la-Ice-Ice-Baby."

Sorry I didn't put you in, but I can make another song with you in it if you like^^. Perhaps, Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen this time? Hehehe, something fun or different.

Can you see it?

Is this the REAL LIFE
Or FINAL FANTASY...
Now logging on, I need a
Break from reality...

Hmmmm, I might do it!^^ Hahahaha. Any requests?