Just imagine if there was such a thing. Detaining n00bs until further questioning. My god, they'd be all over Kazam like gang-busters. They'd have to make their n00b Police Station in the Dunes though, at the Outpost. Hahaha. Gotta keep that area in control.
n00b Police: "You're being arrested..."
n00b: "WTFOMGDOA, FOR WHAT?!1!"
n00b Police: "For pulling a Banshee, linking 4 Gobs, and speaking in all CAPS."
n00b Police: [on radio]"I'm calling in a 1337 in The Valkurm Dunes, over and out."
Hahaha. It'd be fun to make a Citizen's Arrest on someone. Check someone and be like, "Hmmm, lvl 45 with lvl 25 gear on? Hmmm. CITIZENS ARREST!!!! HANDS AGAINST THE WALL, NOOB!!!"