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Tarus, Mithra, Galka, Hume, Elvaan, Trolls and Flamers!

Starting this week, I am proud to bring you all the news that the respectable newspapers refuse to print.


Crayola and Hellkid were spotted behind Barchiel's Mog House doing something no one should ever be forced to see. They were making Gingerbread Men.


Barchiel and Seppuka were caught humping Michael Jackson inside of Grimshiddy's Mog House, while Grimshiddy was picking boogers out of his nose.


Prince Trion and Star Sybil have announced their engagement and are expecting their first child. Medical experts predict the child will have the strength of an Elf, the mp of a taru and the brains of a galka.

Vanadiel's Adventurer's Social Services has released it's monthly report. The number of Dark Knights on Vanafare has jumped 300% in the last month. One dark was interviewed and had this to say "C'mon man! We can nuke and we got this nifty scythe that when we hit does more damage than anyone else's attacks! Man I gots a family to support just like you do."
Apparently this dark's comments sent several black mages to the nearby healer's hut in agonizing fits of laughter. We interviewed one such black mage who between fits of laughter responded "Dude we got scythes too. We hit more than you and our nukes hit harder."


This sad state of affairs for dark knights has led some bards to organize a Vanadiel wide "Dark Aide" concert. Which true to radio format, they will play the same annoying five songs over and over and over.


Just released is a newsflash from the leaders of Lordsofthebeast, Vindicated and Heroesofcarpediem. "In light of recent misunderstandings, we have decided to join forces to become the 1337 HNMLS of Vanadiel. Our new name is HeroesofVindiBeasts. This way there will no longer be any accusations of mob stealing as we will all be taking on the same HNMs and hopefully we can MPK a few dozen JapBots in the process."


That concludes this week's Gossip Column. Feel free to PM me with any suggestions for next week's Column. Thank you.

LMFAO!!! Rate up XDD

Our new name is HeroesofVindiBeasts. Haha I actually kinda like the name. lotb aint HNM but still actaually might be kinda fun to get all those LSs together to fight something

Hmm. C'mon, I have this big scythe thingy---and this pimp sword! But, wait, I'm missing, and I only have 50% TP! Dammit. Where is my great katana!?! Let me out of this DRK body!

Awesome, Padre. Just awesome.

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At first I was aposed to whole this idea. I told Hellkid I couldn't "cook" but he forced me into it. I was thinking no no no, but my lips were saying more more more, I dunno, the smell of the icing and sugared candies just made it so tempting.




LOL keep up the good work!