What are some of the best Macros you have seen out there. I have gotten alot of comments on my Ranger Pulling Macro.
Hey <t> I heard the Doctor Slapped your Momma when you were born!
/wait 1
Uh oh, I think he is mad now!
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My Raise macro:
Macro Slot #1
/em ~ Chocobo 1000g
/wait 2
/em ~ Raise Scroll 7000g
/wait 2
/em ~ MP Cost: 150mp
/ma "Raise" <t>
Macro Slot #2
/em ~ <t> not having to walk back from home point: Priceless?!
/wait 2
/em ~ There's some things in game, gil can't buy.
/wait 2
/em ~ Raises aren't one of those things.
Macro Slot #3
/em ~ Donations are appreciated but never a requirement.
/wait 3
/em ~ <t>'s raise was brought to you by Cray Inc.
/wait 1
/em ~ Raising the dead since WHM25
Yup, it's 3 slots and I usually get a couple laughs out of it :D Gotta love mastercard
Macro Slot #1
/em ~ Chocobo 1000g
/wait 2
/em ~ Raise Scroll 7000g
/wait 2
/em ~ MP Cost: 150mp
/ma "Raise" <t>
Macro Slot #2
/em ~ <t> not having to walk back from home point: Priceless?!
/wait 2
/em ~ There's some things in game, gil can't buy.
/wait 2
/em ~ Raises aren't one of those things.
Macro Slot #3
/em ~ Donations are appreciated but never a requirement.
/wait 3
/em ~ <t>'s raise was brought to you by Cray Inc.
/wait 1
/em ~ Raising the dead since WHM25
Yup, it's 3 slots and I usually get a couple laughs out of it :D Gotta love mastercard
/ma "Raise" <t>
/wait 1
/motion kneel
/s "Goddess Altana, bring this poor sour back from the dead!"
couple peeps said my raise macro was original, I'll let you guys decide what you think about it
/wait 1
/motion kneel
/s "Goddess Altana, bring this poor sour back from the dead!"
couple peeps said my raise macro was original, I'll let you guys decide what you think about it
" CrayolaInBastok" wrote:
My Raise macro:
Macro Slot #1
/em ~ Chocobo 1000g
/wait 2
/em ~ Raise Scroll 7000g
/wait 2
/em ~ MP Cost: 150mp
/ma "Raise" <t>
Macro Slot #2
/em ~ <t> not having to walk back from home point: Priceless?!
/wait 2
/em ~ There's some things in game, gil can't buy.
/wait 2
/em ~ Raises aren't one of those things.
Macro Slot #3
/em ~ Donations are appreciated but never a requirement.
/wait 3
/em ~ <t>'s raise was brought to you by Cray Inc.
/wait 1
/em ~ Raising the dead since WHM25
Macro Slot #1
/em ~ Chocobo 1000g
/wait 2
/em ~ Raise Scroll 7000g
/wait 2
/em ~ MP Cost: 150mp
/ma "Raise" <t>
Macro Slot #2
/em ~ <t> not having to walk back from home point: Priceless?!
/wait 2
/em ~ There's some things in game, gil can't buy.
/wait 2
/em ~ Raises aren't one of those things.
Macro Slot #3
/em ~ Donations are appreciated but never a requirement.
/wait 3
/em ~ <t>'s raise was brought to you by Cray Inc.
/wait 1
/em ~ Raising the dead since WHM25
Bwahahahaha~! I <3 it!
Troll {can I have it?} {Head on platter}, wow I even got rated down for this thread, there must be some stupid person trolling me!
i cant wait till i get unlimited shot then my macro will be "Ammo? We don't need no stinking ammo."
the funniest provoke macro i saw was "in communist russia <t> provokes you"
the funniest provoke macro i saw was "in communist russia <t> provokes you"
LionsFan wrote:
Troll {can I have it?} {Head on platter}, wow I even got rated down for this thread, there must be some stupid person trolling me!
I was rated up for making a fun little contest, and then rated down right after I pressed Refresh... someones just bored and going click crazy. Judge me for me, not for my rate.
/p Incoming! <call6>
/wait2
/p <t>s are on the MENU boys!
However, people don't seem to like WHMs to pull for some reason. :)
/wait2
/p <t>s are on the MENU boys!
However, people don't seem to like WHMs to pull for some reason. :)
Clavien I've partied that that communist macro guy... I didn't get it though... I dunno maybe I'm not looking at it the right way...
The funniest macro I saw is f'ing awesome! the first time you see it...
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RDM 50/BLM/25
As you are fighting a mob suddenly your RDM's health drops in the red and you see...
/p Oh **** get it off me!!!
/ja "Convert"
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I like my SA macro...
/em readies a Donkey Punch on <t>
/s Who's the Boss?
/ja Sneak Attack
/wait 1
/shout Tony Danza!
Then there's my warp macro... I get a lot of LOL's for it.
/ma "Warp II" <t>
/wait 1
/s You are the weakest link.
/wait 1
/s Goodbye!
/goodbye
The funniest macro I saw is f'ing awesome! the first time you see it...
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RDM 50/BLM/25
As you are fighting a mob suddenly your RDM's health drops in the red and you see...
/p Oh **** get it off me!!!
/ja "Convert"
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I like my SA macro...
/em readies a Donkey Punch on <t>
/s Who's the Boss?
/ja Sneak Attack
/wait 1
/shout Tony Danza!
Then there's my warp macro... I get a lot of LOL's for it.
/ma "Warp II" <t>
/wait 1
/s You are the weakest link.
/wait 1
/s Goodbye!
/goodbye
oh good lord a shout macro?
/blist {Yes, please}
edit: your thief isn't even 15 yet, why do you have a sneak attack macro?
/blist {Yes, please}
edit: your thief isn't even 15 yet, why do you have a sneak attack macro?
Neoloop wrote:
Clavien I've partied that that communist macro guy... I didn't get it though... I dunno maybe I'm not looking at it the right way...
It's an old slashdot joke that seems to have spread...
I gotta have something to look forward to ^^
I had elemental staves before I could equip them... I have AM spells that I can't use yet.
I had elemental staves before I could equip them... I have AM spells that I can't use yet.
Neoloop wrote:
/ma "Warp II" <t>
/wait 1
/s You are the weakest link.
/wait 1
/s Goodbye!
/goodbye
Dammit. My idea stolen! BLM36.
/say Roses are red, Tulips sublime....
/wait 2
/say if you won't donate now, then ***** you next time!
/wait 12
/ma "Raise" <t>
/say <t> Arise, for your part in this adventure has not ended yet...
/wait 15
/em grabs <t> and slaps him around "WAKE UP YOU LAZY BUM!"
/wait 1
/ma "Raise" <t>
or the one that freaks my LS out the most...
/l here sheepie sheepie sheepie... time for that arrow ***** you always wanted....
Edited, Wed Feb 23 23:33:31 2005 by hinageshii
/wait 2
/say if you won't donate now, then ***** you next time!
/wait 12
/ma "Raise" <t>
/say <t> Arise, for your part in this adventure has not ended yet...
/wait 15
/em grabs <t> and slaps him around "WAKE UP YOU LAZY BUM!"
/wait 1
/ma "Raise" <t>
or the one that freaks my LS out the most...
/l here sheepie sheepie sheepie... time for that arrow ***** you always wanted....
Edited, Wed Feb 23 23:33:31 2005 by hinageshii
/say happy trails to you... (bum-ba-dee-da)
/wait 1
/say til we meet again!
/wait 2
/ma "Warp II" <t>
/goodbye
and my favorite macro to scare my LS with:
/l here sheepie sheepie sheepie....
/wait 1
/l come get that arrow ***** you always wanted....
/wait 1
/say til we meet again!
/wait 2
/ma "Warp II" <t>
/goodbye
and my favorite macro to scare my LS with:
/l here sheepie sheepie sheepie....
/wait 1
/l come get that arrow ***** you always wanted....
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one that always gets me:
Hyperion's provoke macro
/p www.<t>.com/Provoke.html
Hyperion's provoke macro
/p www.<t>.com/Provoke.html
Quote:
/p www.<t>.com/Provoke.html
Was funny when I saw it but, honestly, I've loved Crayola's macros. From Raises to Teleports (I used to seek only her out for teles b/c I loved her macros) she always made me smile.
Back when I first got my Refresh-sause. I had the worst macro for it, I changed it half way to 42.
/p I make <t> feel {Refresh}fully clean.
God that sucks.
/p I make <t> feel {Refresh}fully clean.
God that sucks.
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I usually get a chuckle or a, "IT BURNS!!!" from my Warp II macro:
/p <t>, this will only hurt a little.
/ma Warp II <t>
/wait 3
/p Who am I kidding? This is gonna burn like fire.
Oh, about the commie provoke macro; there's a Russian commedian named Yakov Smirnoff that started jokes like that. My favorite is a spoof from Family Guy where he says, "In Soviet Russia, road forks you!"
/p <t>, this will only hurt a little.
/ma Warp II <t>
/wait 3
/p Who am I kidding? This is gonna burn like fire.
Oh, about the commie provoke macro; there's a Russian commedian named Yakov Smirnoff that started jokes like that. My favorite is a spoof from Family Guy where he says, "In Soviet Russia, road forks you!"
Copied off the Taru Race Forum:
I have a full dialogue for when I'm punted.
random person punts Ryanv.
Ryanv puts on a ref suit and throws yellow flags at <t> "False start on <t>, 10 yard penalty, redo first down!"
(usually followed by a wtf)
Ryanv: Unnesscarry roughness and disrepsect to the referee, that's 10 minutes on the sidelines.
(oneday I'll have the guts to warp 2 at the end) :P
This one gets everyone when they try to eat me and they shut up right away (especially the ones who are of low constitutions)
Randomperson eats Ryanv.
Ryanv forgot he has tapeworm and couldn't warn <t>.
I have a full dialogue for when I'm punted.
random person punts Ryanv.
Ryanv puts on a ref suit and throws yellow flags at <t> "False start on <t>, 10 yard penalty, redo first down!"
(usually followed by a wtf)
Ryanv: Unnesscarry roughness and disrepsect to the referee, that's 10 minutes on the sidelines.
(oneday I'll have the guts to warp 2 at the end) :P
This one gets everyone when they try to eat me and they shut up right away (especially the ones who are of low constitutions)
Randomperson eats Ryanv.
Ryanv forgot he has tapeworm and couldn't warn <t>.
/say this pull was sponsored by Hinageshii and her Great Bow +1
/wait 1
/say When you absolutely, positively have to kill every ************* mob... accept no substitutes
/wait 1
/ra <t>
/wait 1
/say When you absolutely, positively have to kill every ************* mob... accept no substitutes
/wait 1
/ra <t>
/p Hey <t>, I'll huff, and I'll puff and...{ah, ***** it!} <Aero>
/ma "Aero II" <bt>
/ma "Aero II" <bt>
I kinda like my pull macro, I change it alot but this is the one I have right now :
/ra <t>
/p Hey <T>, I have a nice juicy Taru over here!
/ra <t>
/p Hey <T>, I have a nice juicy Taru over here!
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