Stay away from me!!! I like bunnies, and sheep, and anything else furry and willing! I'm not trustworthy, and I'm too sexy for all of you anyways. Unless you're going to rub my bum, which I'll let you do if the price is right, don't bother talking to me, I'll steal all your gil.
Considering this is all the posts I see on this board lately, I figured I'd hop in. Feel free to bash me to your hearts content.
Oh, and I forgot to mention, I bought my account.... from ME! What a sucker... I paid 10 dollars for it! Then I spent it on beer.
So, stay away from me, I'm scary and I smell bad too.