Ok, I know that I'm not the only one who hates the chocobo riding music. Now usually, most of you just turn on your favorite music or tune it out. I, however, do something else. I invented a song a long time ago for chocobo riding... And now I reveal my secret to all of you. I know its short but bear with me.
Sung to the tune of "Mercury" by Alan Jackson
If I had gil,
I tell what I'd do.
I'd go down Jeuno, buy a Gysahl Green or two.
Crazy bout a Chocobo
Boy, I'm crazy on that chocobo.
I'm gonna buy me a Chocobo and dig it up everywhere.