Awesome joke! The Gilsellers /prices in bazaar comment...
Besides, I wouldn't doubt one second about getting you into my LS if I were in the type you're seeking. I want your Assault Jerkin, you're taru too so we're the same size! How about you borrow my {Pitchfork +1} (that's dragoon'ish) and I'll borrow your Assault Jerkin? Just for one day!
Anyway, I'm not going to hijack the thread. Jeru's nice, from the times I've had the pleasure of chatting with him! I'm sure he could {Penta Thrust} HNMs to {Spiral Hell} if someone is willing to recruit him! ^_^ (I guess I'm semi-vouching on behalf of noone, guess it won't matter much but... hehe)
Good luck, Jeru!