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Wish granted, except that due to secretarial error, your wish was processed as "I wish I could *use* body parts as if they were car keys" and now you have to drive standing up sideways, pressed against the steering column (hummina hummina).

I wish my kid would stop climbing up the front of the television.


edited for clarity, although I think it was pretty clear in the first place ;)

Edited, Fri Oct 14 01:57:01 2005 by Khateria

Wish granted. Too bad that a smn 2 hred with Leviathan and suck Hawaii with tidal wave.

I wish That I will be able to pass HS

Wish sort of granted...Booger got his sage.
I wish hubby would go boogie boarding with me even if it is still raining outside :(

Wish granted but he blows out his knee in preseason.
I wish I had a fireplace to keep warm & snuggle in front of.

Wish granted but they are in an onscure language that noone speaks.

I wish that I wasn't so concerned about the actual viewing age of the forum so that I could post some pretty darn good ADULT wishes /wink /wink /nudge /nudge

Wish granted but it's written in Aramaic, good luck finding a translator.

I wish they added thongs to the game >.>

Wish granted but its out of your brown eye, makes going tot he bathroom and absolute nightmare.

I wish everyone that I knew in FFXI would just get along.




/pokes out minds eye at the thought of Galkas in thongs.

I wish you could lose body parts as if they were car keys


wish granted but unfortunatly you are forced into another british moive where you say stupid things and you eventualy die of blood loss which i hear is very painful >.>

i wish a nuke would destroy the dunes and kill all the newbs and give all the lvl 40+ ppl max gil

Wish granted ur now Chris griffion of Family Guy where u have a crazy monkey in ur bed room.

I wish i could play Blue mage alrdy

Wish granted, everyone had a good weekend but that involved going outside, so there was noone for you to pt with on FFXI

I wish the packers would win some games.

Your wish is granted and you get to Cabo and sit in the sun. You have a couple Pina Colada's, and become a little tired from the alcohol and fall asleep. You wake up 5 hours later, you have 1st degree burns to your whole body, because it was a nude beach in Cabo you were on. You go to a doctor there about the burns and he says you also got an agressive skin cancer and you have 1 week to live. Now you can't move, cause it hurts too much from the burns, you can't go outside, not just because any sun is like fire to you - but also because you had no medical insurance and they won't let you leave without paying the astromical medical bill and you're stuck all the way out in Cabo for your last week alive, with nobody there, cause you didn't wish for any company.


I wish i won a big *** lottery (at least $400 million american dollars) TAX FREE.

Wish granted but no one can make it to your party.

Wish i can be invisible at will.

Wish granted, but to make up for all that money they're going to lose from not gouging the gardeners with all their mules, they raise the account price to $50/month.

I wish I didn't have to go to work.