Quote:
I wish you could lose body parts as if they were car keys
Wish granted, except that due to secretarial error, your wish was processed as "I wish I could *use* body parts as if they were car keys" and now you have to drive standing up sideways, pressed against the steering column (hummina hummina).
I wish my kid would stop climbing up the front of the television.
edited for clarity, although I think it was pretty clear in the first place ;)
Edited, Fri Oct 14 01:57:01 2005 by Khateria