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wish granted, Jen gets all of your money and Angelina gives you some new STD that makes your junk fall off but hey you still look good right?

I wish for a bowl of sticky rice.

Wish granted. But then you realise that if your wishes are truly being wasted on a pc online game, then you have some probs. Come on mang, wish for something cool and beneficial for you in rl.


I wish all elderly people that used computers/drove cars died. How's that for ya? Beneficial.

wish granted and they stop making reality shows, which forces people to actually live their own lives, instead of living vicariously through their reality shows, which leads to people forming tribal alliances in the street, voting people out of their cities, all hell breaks loose and all of north america and beyond winds up in disorder and anarchy reminicient of the Rodney King L.A riots, which then leads to the nightly news becoming the newest form of peoples favorite reality shows, except, it is now unescapable - essentially, you are forced to LIVE IN a reality show.


I wish i was an astronaut.

Edited, Fri Oct 7 18:34:56 2005 by SniperSixtySix

Your wish is granted and you end up watching the whole DVD version of Naruto and end up like the guy from Taegu that played Starcraft for 50 hours and died of a heart attack. You died of heart complications while the credits roll.


I wish i knew what Naruto was.

Wish granted, except Michigan loses all their other games, while Michigan State wins out the rest of the season, and shuts out USC in the Rose Bowl. >:D

(MSU shoulda won last week. U of M totally cheated. >.<)

I wish MST3k would return to television, at least in syndication.

Edited, Sat Oct 8 20:49:23 2005 by Eekiki

Wish granted, but your power of flight is only obtained through flaggelence. Soon a law is passed and you have become ostrisized on a remote island within the Pacific Ocean and never allowed to leave because of your foul smelling gas.

I wish I knew everything without any consequences.

Wish granted, the Lions win one football game. However, that is the one that you are not able to see because your cable went out in your town, and that is the only one they will win. ever.

I wish I could read people's minds.

Wish granted, they have their concert near there but then concert is called off due to bad weather and they leave to their next concert.

I wish that we really knew if OJ did it XD

FYI lions did win a game and the ravens almost had the record for the most Penalties in NFL history. (and 2 of there players were kicked out of the game).

Wish granted. You're addicted to cocaine and aids infected prostitutes instead.

I wish for some chicken. I'm hungry.

Wish granted, but just as you got all your AF2 the SE servers crash and lose all your character data with no back-up.

I wish for a free trip to the South Pacific.

Wish granted....except you had to travel to Iraq inside a secret underground cellar somewhere in the desert to find them and ultimately got shot by a stray bullet :_;

I wish all new music didnt suck so bad ;_;

Wish granted, but they are now crazy about FFX.

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner.

They would get off of the....internets

But since no one would have anything to do, they would flock to local malls and local arcades and....DESTROY THEM!


I wish you could lose body parts as if they were car keys