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#1 Oct 04 2005 at 5:13 PM Rating: Decent
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Corrupt a wish. What you do is corrupt the wish above you than make your own wish. the person after you will corrupt your wish.


I wish my feet were smaller.
wish granted however they are so small you can no longer stand up because you are so top heavy you fall down on your face.

got it? SWEET


I wish I had a Lamborgini DIablo

Edited, Tue Oct 4 18:45:37 2005 by niobia
#2 Oct 04 2005 at 6:49 PM Rating: Excellent
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ookay..
You get your Lamborgini DIablo.. but uh.. you are actually the car itself.. and you are cursed to forever live your life in Night Riders shadow..

I suck at this game ..

Edited, Tue Oct 4 19:56:20 2005 by Drusycc
#3 Oct 04 2005 at 8:07 PM Rating: Decent
I will take over for Drusycc:

You get your Lamborghini Diablo... but oh no! Turns out it was previously owned by Paris hilton and the upholstery is covered with crusty-white stains and chihuahua hair!

And now for my wish:

I wish Anne Coulter would contract necrotizing fasciitis!

Edited, Tue Oct 4 21:14:24 2005 by ephewe
#4 Oct 04 2005 at 8:16 PM Rating: Good
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I lub ephewe. Never ceases to amaze me.

"I wish Anne Coulter would contract necrotizing fasciitis!"

Wish granted, HOWEVER Anne Coulter is neither Anne, nor Coulter. It is Wilford Brimley, and he is touching your funny with a Cow Tail candy.

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I wish I had beer and women who serviced me more then the 12 hours a day then they do now. Discuss.

Edited, Tue Oct 4 21:22:33 2005 by Ragunax
#5 Oct 04 2005 at 11:55 PM Rating: Decent
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I wish I had beer and women who serviced me more then the 12 hours a day then they do now. Discuss.

wish granted however you are too drunk to be fully functional and the woman that service you are post-op overweight transsexuals that have painful facial stubble.

I wish I had a condo in Bermuda
#6 Oct 05 2005 at 12:03 AM Rating: Excellent
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wish granted, however before you are able to move in, your condo is subsequently washed away by a freak tsunami, and your wish didn't include flood insurance.




i wish i had a million dollars and owned 17 exotic islands
#7 Oct 05 2005 at 12:44 AM Rating: Excellent

i wish i had a million dollars and owned 17 exotic islands
Wish granted, the government siezes your islands and charges you
with tax evasion.


I wish I knew how to surf.

#8 Oct 05 2005 at 8:45 AM Rating: Good
hurtswenip wrote:
I wish I knew how to surf.


Wish granted, except a typo at the Wish Processing Dept. makes you into a serf instead. The rest of your days are spent plowing fields for some French noble.

I wish no one would reply to this.

...I also wish Wally hadn't been replying to the same wish as I was.

Edited, Wed Oct 5 09:58:35 2005 by Eekiki
#9 Oct 05 2005 at 8:45 AM Rating: Excellent
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Chu learn how to surf on the internets, but chur computer contracts a virus and chu receive a permanent, unfixable blue screen of death.

I wish for 3 more wishes.~

*Edit*
Dagnabbit, Eek beat me to it. ;_;

Edited, Wed Oct 5 09:54:17 2005 by ChuChuWally
#10 Oct 05 2005 at 9:02 AM Rating: Excellent
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You are granted the three wishes, but each of them are corrupted as well!

I wish I had a pie... a pie of loooooove
#11 Oct 05 2005 at 11:55 AM Rating: Good
wish granted but due to budget cuts you get a cow pie!
I wish i had more hair.
#12 Oct 05 2005 at 12:53 PM Rating: Decent
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I wish i had more hair.

wish granted however you are covered in such a thick pelt that whenever you walk you build up a huge static charge, eventually you incinerate.
I wish i got more sleep.
#13 Oct 05 2005 at 1:07 PM Rating: Excellent
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Wish granted. You're in a coma and will never wake up.

I wish I could be a film director for hollywood.
#14 Oct 05 2005 at 2:19 PM Rating: Good
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I wish I could be a film director for hollywood.


Wish granted. You become a Hollywood director, but you only direct Rob Schneider films. After several successful box-office hits, you are so filled with shame that you kill yourself.

And now for my wish:

I wish I had a working time machine.
#15 Oct 05 2005 at 2:48 PM Rating: Excellent
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I wish I had a working time machine


Wish Granted except you went back and appeared on a battlefield during a war in medieval England, you step out of the time machine and are immediatly skewered by arrows and spears.

I wish I was literally in FFXI!
#16 Oct 05 2005 at 2:49 PM Rating: Good
MightyBeldin wrote:
I wish I was literally in FFXI!


Granted, except you're a DRG, and you'll never get any invites.

I wish someone would rate this post.
#17 Oct 05 2005 at 2:53 PM Rating: Excellent
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I wish someone would rate this post.


Wish Granted except you are rated into oblivion for being a DRG hater >.>

I wish I had a real wyvren

EDIT: Sorry, I kinda had to say it

Edited, Wed Oct 5 16:00:48 2005 by MightyBeldin
#18 Oct 05 2005 at 2:59 PM Rating: Good
Wish granted, except your wyvern is Guivre, and it eats you.

I wish I had Bonecraft at level 100.

(I'm not a DRG hater, by the way. ^.^)
#19 Oct 05 2005 at 3:17 PM Rating: Decent
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wish granted EEKSTER however the gilsellers have driven up the cost of your materials and people are only nice to you until you make them a scorpian harness+1 :P
I wish eek didn't make such karma-exploding wish :(

Edited, Thu Oct 6 04:13:44 2005 by niobia
#20 Oct 06 2005 at 9:46 AM Rating: Excellent
niobia wrote:
I wish eek didn't make such karma-exploding wish :(


Wish granted, except I don't really care about karma that much. :D

Even so, I wish all karma trolls would drown in a vat of liquefied Ashlee Simpson CDs, particularly the ones who rated down Vanyal simply because he posted in a thread I started.
#21 Oct 06 2005 at 10:02 AM Rating: Decent
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I wish all karma trolls would drown in a vat of liquefied Ashlee Simpson CDs, particularly the ones who rated down Vanyal simply because he posted in a thread I started

wish granted however they ran out of Ashlee Simpson and had to substitute William Shatners greatest hits.


I wish my husband didn't wait till the day before inspection to tell me to take his uniform in to the alterations shop.

Edited, Thu Oct 6 11:15:14 2005 by niobia
#22 Oct 06 2005 at 12:33 PM Rating: Good


Edited, Thu Oct 6 14:25:54 2005 by xbobx
#23 Oct 07 2005 at 1:21 AM Rating: Excellent
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I wish my husband didn't wait till the day before inspection to tell me to take his uniform in to the alterations shop.


Wish granted, except after cleaning out his pockets before taking it to the alterations shop, you find a love letter from him to his male superior officer, detailing their wild fling inside your bathtub just last week.

I wish for a better a life than I had, for my kids.
#24 Oct 07 2005 at 10:30 AM Rating: Good
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I wish for a better a life than I had, for my kids.


Wish granted except they all have hunchbacks.

I wish Lovegoddess was my wife /drool
#25 Oct 07 2005 at 11:22 AM Rating: Excellent
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Wish granted. But ends up Lovegoddess is a manthra and weighs 800 lbs.

I wish for a cup of coffee right now. @_@;
#26 Oct 07 2005 at 12:39 PM Rating: Excellent
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Wish granted, you get your cup of coffee, but it was coffee mailed in to a politicians office, and the coffee contains anthrax and a potent form of LSD, resulting in your agonizing, VERY painful and very trippy death.


I wish i was Brad Pitt.

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