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#2102 Jan 18 2017 at 8:44 PM Rating: Decent
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OOOh! New market idea. Instead of coins, we sell silver bullets!

And that, kids, is how grandpa made his first million
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#2103 Jan 18 2017 at 9:12 PM Rating: Good
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Be even better immediately before it, I would think.
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#2104 Jan 19 2017 at 8:19 AM Rating: Good
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gbaji wrote:
OOOh! New market idea. Instead of coins, we sell silver bullets!
Bullets people will instinctively hesitate to shoot because of the cost per round will make it much easier to brain them with a lead pipe and take their stuff. Smiley: thumbsup
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#2105 Jan 19 2017 at 8:40 AM Rating: Excellent
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There ya go. Let's mandate that all bullets be made out of gold. You can still shoot up a preschool like your God Given Rights demand, but you'll have to shell out $15,000 for the privilege.
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#2106 Jan 19 2017 at 3:04 PM Rating: Good
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So what will Trumps' opponent's slogan be?
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I'm pretty sure at the rate the DNC's going, it's still gonna be about Russia "hacking the election". Smiley: tongue
#2107 Jan 19 2017 at 4:57 PM Rating: Good
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Bar of silver would be nice after the werewolf apocalypse.


How does someone use a bar of silver against a werewolf though? Do you put it inside a sock and swing it at them?
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#2108 Jan 19 2017 at 6:17 PM Rating: Good
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Bar of silver would be nice after the werewolf apocalypse.


How does someone use a bar of silver against a werewolf though? Do you put it inside a sock and swing it at them?


You belly up to it, and buy them a round!
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#2109 Jan 20 2017 at 8:31 AM Rating: Good
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So. Now that Trump and his merry band of loony toons are in power, what do you think we can expect over the next four years? I try to visualize it all and all my mind can imagine are a bunch of clown-like gremlins grinning and shrieking as they violently tear apart documents and furnishings of the government while collectively urinating in the face of our relationship with the rest of the world. Meanwhile, the American people waddle about with their arms straight down at their sides, hurring and durring and mindlessly bumping into each other. Hurring and durring at the top of their shrill voices... Deliberately banging their heads into sharp objects then whipping their giant heads about flinging blood and drool in every direction. Panning outward, the hurring and durring begin to sound more like the moans of the damned. A deep red cloud fills the sky, circulating. It looks like a bloody wound in the heavens as it begins to rain with rancid brown turds that are now pelting the wretched creatures below, who are now moaning and shrieking even louder than before.
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#2110 Jan 20 2017 at 8:47 AM Rating: Good
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If the last few months are any indications, then all you need to do is look up what was said during the campaign and expect the opposite.
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So. Now that Trump and his merry band of loony toons are in power, what do you think we can expect over the next four years?

GOP passes their dream agenda: tearing down public education, privatizing government functions and lands, setting taxes, deregulation, doing away with transparency and accountability, etc. They have no reason to complain about anything for the next four years because everything that occurs is 100% on them.
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#2112 Jan 20 2017 at 12:25 PM Rating: Good
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Hopefully Trump will destroy NATO and/or the EU sometime in the next two years and solve this little Brexit problem for us.
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#2113 Jan 20 2017 at 1:09 PM Rating: Good
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I just hope we get to keep our universal healthcare when we get annexed.
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#2114 Jan 20 2017 at 2:01 PM Rating: Good
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Will you really need healthcare during the apocalypse?
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#2115 Jan 20 2017 at 2:36 PM Rating: Good
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I just hope we get to keep our universal healthcare when we get annexed.


Don't worry they will repeal and replace it with a "universal" "heathcare" "plan".
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Jophiel wrote:
GOP passes their dream agenda:


Or, in this case, a liberal's strawman version of the GOP dream agenda.

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tearing down public education,


If "tearing down" means "putting more of the control over education in the hands of local educators rather than folks in an office in DC, then yeah, I guess so. Is that a bad thing?

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privatizing government functions and lands,


Or... flipping it around, returning to private hands those things which the government had no business taking over in the first place. I guess this does kinda revolve over whether you think that government action increases or decreases the liberty of those who are governed.

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setting taxes,


Eh. All administrations "set taxes". Do you mean "lowering taxes"? Again, it's that whole issue about whether one thinks their money is better in their own hands or in the hands of the government.

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deregulation,


Because everything that falls under the label of regulation/deregulation is identical, right? Removing unnecessary and harmful regulation is a good thing. We currently have far far too much of that right now.

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doing away with transparency and accountability,


Nope. That's actually something the Democrats have been doing. Obama's administration has been probably the least transparent administration ever.

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They have no reason to complain about anything for the next four years because everything that occurs is 100% on them.


You know? It's funny because I keep hearing this same thing repeated by a whole bunch of my liberal friends. Almost like they're repeating something they heard somewhere or something. And my response is the same each time: "so are you claiming that the Democrats in the Senate will not filibuster a single bill the GOP proposes?". To which, they usually hem and haw and stammer a bit.

It's not 100% on them. The things they push for and pass are. The things they fail to pass because it gets blocked in some way are not. What is usually the most telling is when we actually look at those things and then make a judgement about them. But of course, that requires that we actually wait and see what actually happens and who takes which actions.


I guess what bothers me the most about the nearly hysterical rhetoric going on right now on the left is how completely based on speculation it is. I seem to recall that when Obama won the election in 2008, I made a point of saying that he was my president and that I would withhold judgement until I saw him in action. Hoping for the best, as it were. Now, unfortunately, Obama proceeded to actually fulfill the fears about him almost immediately. He displayed overt racial bias with regard to professor Gates nearly on day one (and that bias has been evident in his public statements ever since). He launched into an agenda which included a massive spending campaign, clearly based on funding pet liberal projects under the guise of "economic recovery", which significantly increased our national debt (and well, did nothing to help recovery and arguably made that recovery slower and longer). I could go on with other things he did, but suffice to say my judgment of Obama is and has always been based on the actions he took while in office, not based on speculation about what he might do.


I'm taking the same exact approach with Trump. There's a whole lot of things he might do that I wont be happy with (just as there were with Obama). There's a whole lot of things he might do that I will be happy with (just like there were with Obama). But, just like with Obama, I'm going to wait and see what he actually does. Once again, hoping for the best. I don't think it's unreasonable to expect the same of others.
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#2117 Jan 20 2017 at 4:29 PM Rating: Good
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Uglysasquatch wrote:
I just hope we get to keep our universal healthcare when we get annexed.
According to Corey Booker, your drugs are so unsafe that no healthcare would probably be an improvement.

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Oh, look, it's Gbaji already preemptively trying to disavow responsibility for the GOP. Neat!
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Suddenly, there appears to be a massive influx of capital from the US available for investment in Canada. Really weird. It's like American lenders and investors are almost begging to invest in Canadian assets. And by suddenly, I mean in the last 6 weeks.
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Your bank already has my money. But that happened years ago.
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#2121 Jan 20 2017 at 6:59 PM Rating: Good
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Thanks for funding my mortgage.
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#2124 Jan 21 2017 at 8:35 AM Rating: Good
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I just can't wait to hear about all the stupid, vain, childish things Mr. President has to say in the future-- all over Twitter no less. I can't turn my head anywhere without seeing his hideous face.

The worst part about all of this is really: It isn't all about one man. This guy represents roughly half the country and now technically all of us. I remember back during the W. Bush years how ashamed I was to admit I was an American on the internet. This takes it to a whole new level.
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#2125 Jan 21 2017 at 8:52 AM Rating: Excellent
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Jophiel wrote:
doing away with transparency and accountability, etc.

Well, when you're following "the most transparent administration in history*", it's a hard act to follow. Smiley: rolleyes

* Which prosecuted more leaks to the press under the Espionage Act than all previous administrations combined.
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doing away with transparency and accountability, etc.
Well, when you're following "the most transparent administration in history*", it's a hard act to follow.

How is it a hard act to follow? It's already done. The GOP is rolling over on a president who has hidden his business dealings, lied about separating himself from his businesses, is already in violation of the law due to those practices and has nominated a cabinet with huge gaps in their records that the Ethics office is going insane over and the GOP is saying "Shut up and let us just confirm them or we'll shut your office down".

It's not "hard to follow", it was easy. Done even before Trump took office.

The immediate spin from eight years of "OMG Obama mentioned BUSH!" to "But... Obama..." was nice though. I got a laugh out of that one.

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